Malkah

first fascism, now I drip condensation from my iced coffee on my shirt. what else can go wrong today?

I was doing two things at once, one of them asking G to feed Bucky, only it came out "Would you pay him?" instead of "feed."

The wages of dog are food.

My boyfriend says he can pinpoint when we entered this alternate timeline/dimension, and it's when Johnny Cash covered "Hurt" when he should have covered "Closer."

Making fun of Jeff Bezos' wife's body is body shaming. Whether she's had extensive plastic surgery or not, it's body shaming. WHY go for the lowest hanging fruit and harm other people who've had cosmetic surgery in the process? Like trans people. WTF is wrong with you?

The sleep of reason breeds monsters.
-Goya

We just played "strip" Trivial Pursuit, I finally won, and it was absolutely the worst. Took for fucking ever and now we're just two tired old people who don't wanna look at each other lol

I just bought an absurd amount of olive oil in order to get free shipping

Do you think that, if a male doctor became President of the US, he would make people call him Dr. President instead of Mr. President?

Mr. President?
Um, actually it's Dr.

"Hear me now," snarled the barbarian, tossing the naked blade down upon his desk. "Any dog who tries to catch me with one of those 'Fool of April' jokes shall find themselves laughing down in Xandru's Hells." He swept the room with an azure gaze that held neither pity nor passion.

My protest signs all say, "stop making the Fantastic Four into a movie"

He would let you pet and would jump up on you!

I still sing it about our dog Bucky! And everything, really!! <3

LOL

woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership

God forbid a woman have hobbies

Musk throwing the Nazi salute.

Taking a break.
We fight tomorrow.

republicans are the bad guys

#Budget

And now I am aware of and following Wint.

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

I... do not understand this new construction of masculinity?

it's not athletic. it's not stoic. it's not handsome. it's not accomplished. it's never been intellectual.

it's just rich white loud dudes on the TV who look like they don't wash their genitals? is that it?

An unelected South African has taken control of the US Treasury and is deciding to stop payments on American obligations, in violation of numerous court orders, and admits in the Oval Office that he has done so upon incorrect information, while the President sits impotently behind the Resolute Desk.

The Rule of Law has been replaced with the Law of Rule.

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

Has anybody checked Kanye for a cordyceps attached to him somewhere

Oh, indeed.

恭喜發財! Art by Kristina Micotti #lunarnewyear #snake

Mark Zuck portrait done in feces by @katsubot.bsky.social #markzuckerberg

Oh, thank you so much!!

I certainly am! I'm disabled and queer and nonbinary (technically demi-girl, but I have also lived as nonbinary for years), and have read the free parts of your book, the forward, and recommended it to my disabled friends. Once we move, I'll likely get your book. Got a jar opener today!! Thx.

INVENTOR OF CORDUROY: what if you could wear potato chips