A Quaint Duck

i don't know what the fuck is up with paradox but with EU5 being pc-only and them "remastering" a game that's only 7 years old and also making *that* pc-only i am wondering if i've spent my the last dollar i will on their games

which fucking sucks: when they're good, they're amazing

it snowed one time and they’re packing it in

Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty

Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem

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This is incredible

what medical board regulates these doctors? You should lose your license for this. If you do not control the diagnosis codes for your visit you are not practicing medicine.

#birdbot

LOVE IT OMG

Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: Stop! He’s already dead!

lazenby's bond literally just says "this never happened to the other guy" at the beginning of OHMSS it's not that fucking hard

Good Grief

It’s wild to suggest this is a circular firing squad or something when it’s millions of citizen Democrats who hate it versus 47 elected Democrats who conspired to surrender for nothing.

We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.

The vote was 53-47 in honor of the 5,347 fundraising emails the democrats are all about to send out

“I had to give my ex wife my retirement account in the divorce. I worked 30 years for that but I gave it to a person who chose not to work. Character is a big issue in this country. I wish I could retire but I have to work to pay for everything” - Adam Carolla tweets

They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself

i decided against entering the fanfest ticket lottery for a lot of reasons but primarily bc it felt rude to possibly go again and take the slot of someone who hasn't gone

i hope some folks get a chance this time around!

You can prevent this kind of thing by having a president who isn't an idiot child

a screenshot of a couple losers in the oval office and a ton of gold stick-on ornamentation

i can't wait for someone to rip all this shit off the walls, man

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

A photo of Katie Wilson seated in a wooden chair beside a white brick fireplace smiling at the camera with her hands folded

an image of the election results from King County

SEATTLE!!!

We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!

Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work

a mortgage to last one thousand years

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We gotta build a Workers Party the Democratic Party is beyond reform

arc raiders, alters, same story

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book title jumpscare

Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me

It’s important to achieve bipartisanship with Republicans so they can arrest Barack Obama for something they read on the Epoch Times’ Facebook page written by a Chinese cult member in 2019.

They think you’re stupid.

this is literally never not accurate