Finn

One of the funnier career peaks in recent years. What on earth was he doing in 20-21

Baseball Inning 11

I’ve never been more sure that a trade won’t work out for either team

Which is why they absolutely need to either bring Bo back or find a way to sign Tucker, because you just can’t trust the rest of the lineup to do that again

“What if we put a bunch of middle aged character actors in big beards and just let ‘em go nuts for a while”

Allan Walsh, famously a very normal guy who never publicly says wild shit

In both English and French, somehow

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

Ernie Clement’s right there

The Jays bullpen does have extreme Stuart Skinner vibes, though

As an Oilers fan, Vladdy’s getting a way more help than any of those guys

Hey, at least this one can probably only play one position capably and might not be able to hit

MLB Player Poll aired for one season in like 2012 and it was somehow a huge influence on my becoming a baseball fan, bring it back!

NHL: Oilers
MLB: Blue Jays

at the end of the day it's all just barely indistinguishable sugar waters engineered to keep everyone addicted to corn syrup but pepsi over coke preferrers are for real out of their minds