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@chrisdeebrown.bsky.social

Engineering Lead, idiot. he/him

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Latest posts by chrisdeebrown.bsky.social on Bluesky

the key to game design is to imagine the target audience for your game and then imagine how you would make them the most upset

21.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

The saving grace of Death Stranding 2 is that Sam as a character simply doesn't give a shit about anything happening in the plot, making him the perfect audience stand-in

21.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Videogames are as much art as anything else covertly funded by the CIA

21.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now that we're home, @chrisdeebrown.bsky.social and I would like to share that we eloped and went to Japan πŸŽŒπŸ’– we had a wonderful day and the honeymoon of a lifetime~

20.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing more tedious than other engineers giving big smug grins when outages affect other sites. β€œWell obviously they should have multi-region failover” your site has ten users a month, sit down

20.10.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad this is a parody account and not an actual factual headline

17.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Housing winners coming up on the same day I get the "we're blowing up your house" email is discrimination

17.10.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

David Cage competitive multiplayer game sounds like a Quiplash prompt

16.10.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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meghan0n

I make games and post them on itch with @chrisdeebrown.bsky.social ⭐ maybe next year we'll do one that's not part of a game jam (i.e., attempt a marathon rather than a sprint)

meghan0n.itch.io

16.10.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[extremely vanilla ice voice]

15.10.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw this a couple of days ago and immediately went for it

29.09.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have we actually checked he isn’t Tony Blair in a mask?

26.09.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you read an article that makes you feel like... idk... 15 years ago, some of us got on an express train and saw what was on the tracks ahead. And now we're on a call to the people on the slower train, now approaching, and they cannot comprehend the landscapes we describe as familiar.

25.09.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2021    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 11

β€œHi mate, good talk, just a quick question, do you know anything about like… anything?”

19.09.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, pints are cheap here

19.09.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mate I am in fucking Tokyo and still overhearing idiots in the pub talk about AI transforming the tech industry, we might need to think bigger than the M25

19.09.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait did I just miss the joke

19.09.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This genuinely looks like a parody

19.09.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello again, Tokyo. It’s been a while.

19.09.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of Bring Me The Horizon's album That's The Spirit

Cover of Bring Me The Horizon's album That's The Spirit

Unbelievable that That's The Spirit is 10 years old today - feels like only yesterday I was being too pretentious to give it a proper listen

11.09.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better start writing blog posts full time

10.09.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's going to be a long week knowing that with a few clicks the Spreadsheet Machine could become the Silksong Machine

09.09.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

0 days since last JS supply chain attack

09.09.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey nice, I can decomission bskymarks now - love to save server costs

09.09.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No more 2 damage plus Reduces all damage taken to just 1 point per hit and prevents rapid multi-hit combos, making Hollow Knight: Silksong significantly more forgiving without removing the challenge.

It’s fine, one of them β€œβ€fixed”” it! www.nexusmods.com/hollowknight...

08.09.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Piss island

08.09.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To the tune of β€œthe world is not enough”

04.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adding a spraycan option for every roundabout

02.09.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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