Chris D Brown

the key to game design is to imagine the target audience for your game and then imagine how you would make them the most upset

The saving grace of Death Stranding 2 is that Sam as a character simply doesn't give a shit about anything happening in the plot, making him the perfect audience stand-in

Videogames are as much art as anything else covertly funded by the CIA

Now that we're home, @chrisdeebrown.bsky.social and I would like to share that we eloped and went to Japan 🎌💖 we had a wonderful day and the honeymoon of a lifetime~

Nothing more tedious than other engineers giving big smug grins when outages affect other sites. “Well obviously they should have multi-region failover” your site has ten users a month, sit down

Glad this is a parody account and not an actual factual headline

Housing winners coming up on the same day I get the "we're blowing up your house" email is discrimination

David Cage competitive multiplayer game sounds like a Quiplash prompt

meghan0n

I make games and post them on itch with @chrisdeebrown.bsky.social ⭐ maybe next year we'll do one that's not part of a game jam (i.e., attempt a marathon rather than a sprint)

meghan0n.itch.io

[extremely vanilla ice voice]

Saw this a couple of days ago and immediately went for it

Have we actually checked he isn’t Tony Blair in a mask?

Sometimes you read an article that makes you feel like... idk... 15 years ago, some of us got on an express train and saw what was on the tracks ahead. And now we're on a call to the people on the slower train, now approaching, and they cannot comprehend the landscapes we describe as familiar.

“Hi mate, good talk, just a quick question, do you know anything about like… anything?”

Listen, pints are cheap here

Mate I am in fucking Tokyo and still overhearing idiots in the pub talk about AI transforming the tech industry, we might need to think bigger than the M25

Wait did I just miss the joke

This genuinely looks like a parody

Hello again, Tokyo. It’s been a while.

Cover of Bring Me The Horizon's album That's The Spirit

Unbelievable that That's The Spirit is 10 years old today - feels like only yesterday I was being too pretentious to give it a proper listen

Better start writing blog posts full time

It's going to be a long week knowing that with a few clicks the Spreadsheet Machine could become the Silksong Machine

0 days since last JS supply chain attack

Hey nice, I can decomission bskymarks now - love to save server costs

No more 2 damage plus Reduces all damage taken to just 1 point per hit and prevents rapid multi-hit combos, making Hollow Knight: Silksong significantly more forgiving without removing the challenge.

It’s fine, one of them “”fixed”” it! www.nexusmods.com/hollowknight...

Piss island

To the tune of “the world is not enough”

Adding a spraycan option for every roundabout