Elementary Penguin

A boy standing in front of a house dressed like Hornet from Silksong

My son was basically a celebrity trick or treating tonight. He was on cloud 9 from all the attention. Worth the effort!

Being ruled by an evil stupid polycule is just embarrassing, on top of everything else

My kids don’t do it, they both think it’s stupid, I only know about it from watching Instagram reels

Imagining the old people in a bingo hall in 50 years going crazy when the number O-67 is called

I was taking it as affectionate as these people come to terms with the fact that they’re old now

Health department notice ordering Star Market shut due to asbestos

Supermarket over the turnpike shut because of asbestos
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#Newton #StarMarket #Newtonville

Mfw walking across the stage to receive my BS in Electrical Engineering:

i'm willing to believe i've just rapidly become illiterate

i see you've given up on waiting for locked accounts to let it all out

one of these days i'm going to be able to convince myself to actually try a disco elysium playthrough but i just cant get into it

you should try this game; i'm terrible at it!

Are you wearing the... The same sweatpants as yesterday? Yeah, I am.

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I feel terribly for the people who work for her but love how much they hate her

Jeff Bezos Says He Doesn't Understand Why Anybody Alive Now Would Be 'Discouraged'-Because Soon, 'Millions Of People Will Be Living In Space' Jeannine Mancini Add Yahoo Tech on Google 1 Fri, October 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM EDT 416 Benzinga and Yahoo Finance LLC may earn commission or revenue on some items through the links below. Jeff Bezos says the future is so bright, he "doesn't see how anybody can be discouraged who is alive right now." Speaking at Italian Tech Week 2025 earlier this month with Ferrari and Stellantis chair John Elkann, the Amazon and Blue Origin founder laid out a plan to launch humanity into orbit - literally. The conversation started on Earth but didn't stay there long. Bezos dove headfirst into space - predicting colonies, building data centers off-world, and using the moon as a gas station. "I believe, in the next couple of decades, there will be millions of people living in space. That's how fast this is going to accelerate," he said.

Sixty five years after humanity figured out powered air flight, US airlines alone carried 130m passengers a year on 13,000 flights a day. Sixty five years after figuring out powered space flight, about 650 people have ever been. In 2021, a record 19 people were in space at once, for about 3 minutes.

everything sure sucks

we thought long and hard about buying beef at the grocery store last week but I can't justify paying $7.50 for hamburger

I'm a cracker from the American South, and of course everyone in your parents' generation or older is your aunt/uncle. Everyone in your generation is your cousin. Everyone younger than you is your little cousin.

Blood relation is irrelevant. Kin rules apply broadly.

The stars were plentiful, and in the aftermath of the lunacy, one of them stood in the Dodgers' clubhouse, still trying to process what happened. Will Klein, the last man out of the Dodgers' bullpen, a reliever who had topped out this year at two innings and 36 pitches, threw four innings of one-hit ball and struck out five on 72 pitches. The last of them, an 86 mph curveball, induced a swing-and-miss from Tyler Heineman and a scream from Klein, who understood what had been asked of him and knew he'd delivered. Games don't become classics without efforts like Klein's -- and he had an admirer who wanted to acknowledge that. Into the Dodgers' clubhouse strode Sandy Koufax, his eminence of Dodgers pitching, who, at 89 years old, looked no worse for the wear at 12:48 a.m. Koufax walked up to Klein, stuck out his hand, looked him in the eyes and said: "Nice going."

This must be what it’s like to meet Odin when you enter Valhalla. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

look i want to have my genome extremely damaged by unfiltered cosmic radiation as much as the next guy, who doesn't want novel kinds of cancer

seriousness hat on, though, it's probably impossible to do this because of the media nationalizing every local race; every democrat in a red state has to answer for what the leftmost voter believes but blue state republicans never have to answer for craziness in texas or oklahoma

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yeah i just rewatched it and i love seasons 1 and 2 but i really start to lose interest midseason 3 and start skipping around

also making stealing the asteroid for mars seem noble was insane
it would be so much easier to process that in earth orbit

lmao was just thinking about that, it's like they forgot their own "hard sf" infodump

at some point during seasons 3 and 4 it just turns into The Expanse

one of the funniest parts of For All Mankind is as they try to explain how there can be a permanent presence on the moon and then mars, they have to invent increasingly fantastical technology to make it seem even slightly plausible.

playing bobby mcferrin's surgery simulator on steam early access

having my typical evening of quieting the internal anguish by watching horror, when this commercial came on tubi, and i thought i had entered some sort of psychotic fugue.

sound on.