holycrappitsjo 🍉 (she/her)

My friendships as an adult seem to mostly consist of sharing favorite oddball condiments/toppings with each other.

I was 18 when I started watching @hankgreen.bsky.social & @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
I am now 36.

That's HALF MY LIFE.

The folks duo at the farmers market this week managed to play such a somber cover of Margaritaville that it sounded like a funeral dirge.

My sister: "...and this happened before Jo was even born"

Me: "ah, the good ol' days."

A tall humanoid crow figure stands with hands outstretched in the middle of a brown field at sunset. On his head is a sharp spiked metal crown, highlighted by the disk of the setting sun like a halo.

Why not crowpope though??

Favorite team name from last night's sci-fi movie trivia:

Ep 267: a New Pope

Favorite team name ever, from Stephen King trivia:

Bachman-Turner Maximum Overdrive

Do people that live outside New England know how much it rains here?

I feel like it's not thought of as a wet region, but it's also incredibly sticky & humid, unless it's the absolute dead of winter.

Not to deter anyone, but it has caught friends off guard that were visiting.

So, wear your boots.

Me: "I went to a cat cafe today, but I didn't get to see any cats"

Friend: "....so you went to a Dunkin Donuts?"

The anxiety I just experienced waiting for the poppadoms or bread question during the Deniro episode of Off Menu 😅

I do appreciate James Acaster's commitment to the bit, but did not envy him having to do it.

Everybody knows that autism is caused by autistic people who can pull.

It's not that they could do it to you that's the issue.

That they did it to anyone should be what angers you.

April holding up the flyer that says everything in the post

the second LMZF is this Saturday at the DerrySalem Elks in SalemNH from 11-4. we have 50+ amazing vendors from all over the northeast. I've been working like crazy these last 5 months to make sure this event is worth everyone's time. Hopefully I see you there!

I'm very scary and intimidating.

Love the Hedwig! 🖤🤘

Anyways, here's my very cute dog - he's gonna be 17 in a couple weeks.

He's currently curled up on my lap and is the only thing keeping me from completely spiraling, cause he's the goodest boy ❤️

I'm very lucky I'm even getting to the original doctor to get these referrals, and have coverage for whatever appointments come up, but goddamnit it's so exhausting just constantly proving yourself to medical professionals that you are in fact worth helping. 🥲

Love when a specialist calls to quiz me on why I got a referral (because the original dr's desire to get me specific help wasn't enough)

& when I mention family history, rather than believe me, they make that family member call & release THEIR personal info to the office to confirm I wasn't lying

Jo stands holding a zine with pictures of clothing on the pages

A bunch of pouches woth prints on them in a wide assortment of colors!

A cool metallic messenger bag with moon patterns and a purple strap

Howl's jacket from howls moving castle

VENDOR SPOTLIGHT @sewingnerdstudios.bsky.social !
A mix of colorful and macabre garments and accessories! I use a lot of design choices like colorblocking so that even the tiniest chunks of fabric get used.

I have to laugh or I will cry TikTok video by Jo! 🍉 (she/her)

The comment section on this video is making me want to hear people's thoughts on here, because it got me through an otherwise anxiety inducing and uncomfortable day 😘

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82hLUj6/

A former boss cut two of his own fingers off while leveling the legs on a cornhole board at some party

I told him he for sure needs to start saying he fought off a bear or something

YouTube video by holycrappitsjo don't buy that viral tiktok dress. let's DIY it!

youtu.be/FFe3TPAoPDI

I have been barraged with tiktoks of this "alternative girlfriend" dress. Though I like the style, I don't want to go back to buying fast fashion - so let's DIY it!
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It's wild having to remind yourself that people have died, huh?

I went to call my dad about some exciting news the other day and then had to be like "lol right, he definitely won't be able to pick up 😬"

This year's Project for Awesome is almost over!

I just donated $15 for the exclusive Delete This podcast, because that show has been one of the few things consistently bringing me joy in recent years.

There's a ton of fun perks you can get to support a good cause, so go do the thing!

#p4a2025

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🖤🖤🖤 hi Alex! 🥰

What I'm learning in the middle of this specific 24 hour window is that my body doesn't know how to respond when positive things are happening. 🥲

Thank you! 🥰 I did the cross stitch a few years ago, and am so glad that project found a home!

YouTube video by holycrappitsjo Why I Wanted To Gift a Pillow to Hank Green

!!!! There is a video of this delightful object’s creation by @holycrappitsjo.bsky.social !!!!

youtu.be/FTVYjKVAYqY?...

Thank you so much for sharing this! 🥰🤘🖤

I'm so glad the person I thought would enjoy this joke the most now owns the thing I made out of it 🤘🖤