Sam Leibowitz

What I like about Moshe Feiglin and his party Zehut is that they describe themselves as "libertarian." As with American libertarianism, this means a government that legalizes pot and also commits genocide.

I guess the third one is silent?

Holy shit.

I was totally sure it was two.

New level of dystopia achieved: A state Supreme Court has announced a death sentence ruling via an AI spokesman

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

A great thread, but I’m really just reposting it because I love this song. I had the pleasure of seeing Cry, Cry, Cry perform it live.

The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

Kinda tracks, honestly.

Noice

I mean, yeah.

1. That looks amazing
2. I feel like we kinda got Isaac as Doctor Frankenstein already, and it was called Ex Machina. (Not that I’m complaining)
3. That page has some truly egregious ads on it.

They are a team made up entirely of Dudes Rocking. Sometimes they kiss in the dugout or in the outfield. Their superstar will personally bounce the head of the league from their clubhouse for daring to bring his fuckass proposal in there. Their mascot is a giant green asshole.

Perfection.

An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

I think it’s pretty clear he tastes coal.

Aw, what a cutie, though.

Well… okay, I was way off. :D

Thought maybe a viszla or ridgeback puppy.

ZOMG THAT LOOK

Is this a ridgeback? Looks a little like my old dog, Cedar.

o hell yeah

On the left, gritty is riding a hockey stick with big unnaturals, his beard covering the nips mermaid style. On the right gillman is back in his little shorts on his knees on the beach

Listen I gave them 10 prompts to choose from! 10 prompts! It’s not MY fault that they all voted to draw the 2 horniest ones* first!!

It’s not MY fault they all chose “Sea Monster Swimsuit Calendar” and “Grittys with Titties” first!!

*that I wrote

I’ve been a subscriber since… Jesus, I dunno when, but I do remember reading Josh’s coverage of the John McCain Social Security privatization tour, where the big takeaway was that the more people heard about it, the less they liked it. TPM is still my only must read political site.

Holy shit, he’s really doing the thing.

The band “The Flying Vees”, an all woman quartet, on stage at the Philadelphia Ethical Society.

The Flying Vees EP release party in #Philly. Just a great show.

ICE employee quits: "Had to make a moral decision" Adam Boyd, a 33-year-old attorney, quit the legal department of Immigration and Customs Enforcement last month, The Atlantic reported.

ICE attorney Adam Boyd resigns in protest, calling krasnov’s mass deportation policies “morally indefensible.”

Boyd says ICE is targeting families, asylum seekers, & longtime residents & not just criminals.

MORE OF THIS.

Screenshot of a text message which reads: “Statewide Issue with 9-1-1 Call Delivery Pennsylvania is currently experiencing a... https://evb.gg/n#zgjjjtqzq5a/0h6YeIzj or Reply with YES to confirm receipt.”

Really irritated that this apparently legit message, writing about an actual interruption of the 911 call system, looks shady as hell.

You can’t shrink government to the size where you can drown it in a bathtub and then be surprised when it can’t rescue people from a flood.

Like, they could have said, “Hey, Cortana is getting an upgrade!”

Screenshot of LinkedIn spam which begins: “ Dear Sam, We’re thrilled to share that you have been officially selected to be featured in Influential Women Magazine, a national publication dedicated to celebrating trailblazing women who are shaping industries, driving innovation, and making an impact.”

(FARNSWORTH VOICE) Great news, everybody!

A bearded bald guy cuddling with a beagle.

Also I assure you that I am an entirely objective reporter on this issue.