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Brittle Relic in Chicago My picture is in black and white to indicate that it’s old. As am I.

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I know Apple isn’t actually trying to gaslight me about what time it is. But I still kinda blame them.

03.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

03.11.2025 01:30 — 👍 15154    🔁 5686    💬 467    📌 286
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Send cash to Americans missing their SNAP food benefits | Propel & GiveDirectly Donate directly to families at risk of hunger due to the U.S. government shutdown.

good resource for families in danger of losing SNAP benefits and good place to donate funds if you're able GiveDirectly.org/snap

02.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 23    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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Donate to Help Jesus's Family During His Unjust Detention, organized by Andrea Juracek NOTE: All funds raised will be going to Jesus's trusted neighbor, Denni… Andrea Juracek needs your support for Help Jesus's Family During His Unjust Detention

our neighbor got abducted the other day and the neighborhood is raising money to help out his wife and kids until he gets free. Any help/shares are appreciated gofund.me/7c2338d40

02.11.2025 18:51 — 👍 184    🔁 183    💬 3    📌 4
PM 12:38 
11/02 SUN 70F

PM 12:38 11/02 SUN 70F

This guy is a liar too. And dusty.

02.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Nazareth- Hair of the Dog
I thought I already shared this song, but I think I was just remembering a conversation I had about it with someone else. Picture me & your Mom, ages 3 &4, hearing this in the back of a van. Our eyes got HUGE and then we started giggling. Because there was a swear. I don’t think we’re done giggling about it.

Nazareth- Hair of the Dog I thought I already shared this song, but I think I was just remembering a conversation I had about it with someone else. Picture me & your Mom, ages 3 &4, hearing this in the back of a van. Our eyes got HUGE and then we started giggling. Because there was a swear. I don’t think we’re done giggling about it.

youtu.be/7KHqU7l4NIk?...

02.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You ever notice when Tech CEOs talk about AI they talk about how it'll make your life better, easier, and do amazing things for all of us, but then when you see it in action it's just doing crimes against humanity?

01.11.2025 01:18 — 👍 29    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 1

Just going to remind tomorrow morning me: the stove and the microwave are liars!

02.11.2025 06:27 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I should probably let you know I am very high right now, but I will not be in the morning. Well I guess it depends on how far back we fall. Anything is possible when you control time.

02.11.2025 05:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, I’m going to make sure that I’m doing insulin math correctly: I normally inject my long-acting around 9:30 am. Tonight we fall back, which means I should…?

02.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Hungry capipoller reject task embrace cacoon

Hungry capipoller reject task embrace cacoon

02.11.2025 01:56 — 👍 610    🔁 215    💬 2    📌 6

Unrelated to the main topic, but thanks for reminding me of this song! Every day I send my nephew a song that’s older than him, so he can understand how we experienced joy in the before times

01.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Exactly! One can’t call themselves a Christian if they don’t want to help those in need! 🧐

Argue with yourself! 🤷🏽‍♂️

#SNAP #LoveThyNeighbor

#ReeseWaters

31.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t think that’s fair. But sometimes I think I don’t have a partner. Sometimes I think that my only friend is the city I live in. The city of deep dish.

01.11.2025 12:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are there also some Tom Petty songs you kinda hate? My point stands! (I mean, maybe not, but I kinda hate a couple of his songs and don’t need so much Johnny Depp in his 90s videos, either!)

01.11.2025 12:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
My friend Justin and I have half a theory that the Offspring are like Tom Petty for late-stage Gen X. You forget how many great songs they had. It’s not a well thought out theory but I kinda think we were kinda cooking.

My friend Justin and I have half a theory that the Offspring are like Tom Petty for late-stage Gen X. You forget how many great songs they had. It’s not a well thought out theory but I kinda think we were kinda cooking.

youtu.be/1jOk8dk-qaU?...

01.11.2025 12:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They literally ruin everything they touch

31.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 8901    🔁 3338    💬 47    📌 51
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Jesus Christ, I thought that dog hung himself

01.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Remarkably handsome Brown pit bull in a wig to look like curlers and a scarf and a somewhat janky house dress

Remarkably handsome Brown pit bull in a wig to look like curlers and a scarf and a somewhat janky house dress

Remarkably handsome Brown pit bull in a wig to look like curlers and a scarf and a somewhat janky house dress sticking out his tongue

Remarkably handsome Brown pit bull in a wig to look like curlers and a scarf and a somewhat janky house dress sticking out his tongue

Spencer is a very nosy neighbor

01.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 475    🔁 38    💬 10    📌 1

only ever got $6 and the late fee hit so need another $40 min (lil more for fees, prolly only $1, if different platforms)

01.11.2025 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Best we ever did was Barky McFly

31.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 137    🔁 16    💬 6    📌 2

THEY ARE LISTENING

THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION

YOU ARE BEING SPIED ON

DO NOT DISCUSS UNIONS ON COMPANY TIME
DO NOT DISCUSS UNIONS ON COMPANY TIME
DO NOT DISCUSS UNIONS ON COMPANY TIME
DO NOT DISCUSS UNIONS ON COMPANY TIME
DO NOT DISCUSS UNIONS ON COMPANY TIME
DO NOT DISCUSS UNIONS ON COMPANY TIME

31.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 117    🔁 25    💬 1    📌 0
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Pay Kate Pablo using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/XP1991 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

please help me stay connected online and with my loved ones. This is exclusively for my phone bill, which is still due $200, as it is $296 total, to give a specific number. Thank you. ♡ 📱
www.paypal.me/XP1991
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30.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 51    🔁 77    💬 1    📌 16

Nothing yet. Will keep eyes peeled & report back.

31.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They wanted me to tell you that you knew what you were getting into.

31.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So I decided to try a weed cart I had impulse-bought yesterday at the weed store. It’s called Rainbows and Cherries and I did not consent to being this high. It’s daytime, for crying out loud!

31.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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A new federal lawsuit alleges detained people are suffering from “horrific and inhumane” conditions at the ICE processing facility in Broadview. blockclubchi.co/4320Suw

31.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 102    🔁 64    💬 8    📌 9
To be honest I like this song a lot, but the video made me wonder if you had any awareness of drive-ins in your lifetime. Aunt Karen used to take us to see movies sometimes on her date nights with Uncle Lorenzo. The last time I went to one was when I was 20 or 21, on a date with a guy who’d crushed me when I was 17 & he came back (to survey for damage, I assume)and we sat through some Christopher Walken movie. There was nothing about that night I that enjoyed. Anyway, the Hooters!

To be honest I like this song a lot, but the video made me wonder if you had any awareness of drive-ins in your lifetime. Aunt Karen used to take us to see movies sometimes on her date nights with Uncle Lorenzo. The last time I went to one was when I was 20 or 21, on a date with a guy who’d crushed me when I was 17 & he came back (to survey for damage, I assume)and we sat through some Christopher Walken movie. There was nothing about that night I that enjoyed. Anyway, the Hooters!

youtu.be/zB1Q-PfUvN0?...

31.10.2025 15:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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