The Corporate Sleaze | The Body Serve
Thanks for your patience as we finished up our US Open wrap! One of our birthdays coincided with Rolex inviting a certain president to the tournament, and we conscientiously objected. Aryna Sabalenka ...
So sorry this took so long!
NEW: "The Corporate Sleaze"
The USO is over and we're left with a lingering ick about that orange guy and how the USTA handled it. Of course, we also talk Carlos and Aryna's big wins, commentating outside the lines, and actually protecting women in sport
10.09.2025 07:28 β π 53 π 11 π¬ 14 π 2
Genuinely embarrassing look for the US Open.
07.09.2025 18:26 β π 79 π 21 π¬ 5 π 7
Absolute carnage at the US Open
24000 people stuck outside Ashe, unable to reach their seats due to enhanced security protocols
Players will either be further delayed or walk out to a two thirds empty stadium - all so Rolex can tickle the ego of a fascist
07.09.2025 18:06 β π 36 π 11 π¬ 4 π 2
Felix!!
03.09.2025 19:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
These shots on match point by Krejcikova!
31.08.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Venus Williams, 31 years after her WTA debut, beats world #35 Peyton Stearns in DC!
Serving big (9 aces!), moving well and hitting more consistently than we had any right to expect. She's royal π΅π
23.07.2025 01:26 β π 63 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0
Coco!! π₯Ήβ¨π₯³
07.06.2025 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What if these organisations created stable jobs for human tour guides instead?
06.06.2025 19:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No.1 Sabalenka vs. No.2 Gauff in Saturday's RG final!
overall H2H: 5-5
Grand Slam H2H: 1-1
clay H2H: 1-1
05.06.2025 19:23 β π 50 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0
Carlos Alcaraz wraps up a 6-0, 6-1, 6-4 win over Tommy Paul in just 1h34m to reach #RolandGarrosΒ semifinals.
Night match was shortest match today; faster than either of the two-set women's quarterfinals that got played today:
Sabalenka d Zheng 1h57m
Swiatek d Svitolina 1h41m
03.06.2025 20:11 β π 67 π 8 π¬ 4 π 0
Casper Ruud: I think Iga's an incredible player & not only her. I think women's tennis is really cool to watch these days. You have Sabalenka dominating. Iga has won already 5 slams in her young career. Coco is there now #3. So those 3 have been really cool to follow and watch.
04.05.2025 22:11 β π 58 π 6 π¬ 0 π 2
Theeeeeeere she is!
Queen Vee has arrived. And does not disappoint.
05.05.2025 21:58 β π 42 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0
Error Counts
On some jarring unrealities slowly creeping into tennis, thanks to crappy AI.
Couldn't stop thinking about the bizarre AI mangled images that have been atop the WTA website for the last 12 hours and counting, so I wrote about them here.
Free to read, human-made writing here, but please do subscribe!
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24.04.2025 06:27 β π 121 π 49 π¬ 9 π 6
Hateration, Holgeration In This Dove Soiree | The Body Serve
Clay season is underway, and weβve seen a Runeaissance, a re-Alcarization, a Penkopalypse even. Stuttgart -- always reliable -- brought a stunning quarterfinal lineup and a surprise winner, while Holg...
NEW EPISODE: π΅"Hateration, Holgeration In This Dove Soiree"π΅
A lot packed in here:
- Barcelona and Stuttgart results
- PTPA's first hearing + ATP calling Opelka a mistruther
- Harriet the smell police
- Tsurenko lawsuit
- Serena on the Sinner suspension
thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/hateration...
21.04.2025 16:12 β π 31 π 10 π¬ 10 π 5
Vibes Cartel | The Body Serve
This week, weβre diving into the antitrust lawsuit brought by the PTPA against the tennis βcartel.β The wide-ranging complaint takes aim at prize money, scheduling, ranking points, anti-doping, and wh...
NEW! "Vibes Cartel"
Breaking down the PTPA's antitrust lawsuit against the tennis governing bodies aka 'the cartel'
Which parts work, and which parts invite skepticism
What are the goals?
Is unionization on the table? (not really)
thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/vibes-cart...
25.03.2025 15:31 β π 28 π 8 π¬ 7 π 2
I donβt want to pick between Ons and Jasmine, just want a good match π€©
22.03.2025 15:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
madison keys to win her 1st grand slam title:
ann li
elena gabriela ruse
[10] danielle collins
[6] elena rybakina
[28] elina svitolina
[2] iga swiatek
[1] aryna sabalenka
1st to beat 1 and 2 b2b to win a GS since sharapova at 2006 us open
25.01.2025 10:54 β π 276 π 73 π¬ 10 π 16
Petition for Madison to switch to Yonex kits now too. Much better designs than Nike.
25.01.2025 10:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Madison Keys!!! Slam Champion. Beating No.1 and No.2 on the way!
25.01.2025 10:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Keys getting so many shots back.
25.01.2025 09:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I missed the end of the match!! Woo so glad Keys won!
23.01.2025 14:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yes, Maddie!!
23.01.2025 12:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This match!! My heart is racing!
23.01.2025 12:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The scheduling of the womenβs matches today is woeful.
18.01.2025 20:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
At this rate, Iβll have to retire from tennis. Itβs all too much.
28.11.2024 14:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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