Spacebear J

What's the sauce like?

Don't say his name or he'll come back & be the new head of the CIA or something.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Somebody please steal this primo restaurant idea: cookie buffet, with drink dispenser full of different milks; strawberry, chocolate etc.

If you need a whistle, please drop by our office (7016 N Clark Street) to pick up one for free.

If you see ICE, blow three short bursts.

If they are detaining someone, blow three long bursts.

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

Paul, how do I easily remember the difference between psychologist & psychiatrist?

I grew up singing a version of that song at church but the lyrics were changed.

Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...

New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses.

“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”

www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...

🎶if you wanna be my sex gourd, ya gotta talk to me sometimes 🎶

Is that the portal back to 2018?! Please let me in!

Hard to talk about club cause teef gone.

I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz 57 and....wait, no, that's a different malfunction.

Mods are asleep; post brassica memes.

I mean, I'd try it once.

Let them underestimate us at their own peril.

Draw shitty things with your other hand & post them just for giggles. :)

I wear one because I'm not supposed to be on my phone at work & I need to know the time fairly often. I get a lot of compliments on it but it's a pretty basic Timex. It has been fabulously reliable.

Without it, my favorite family member would essentially be a stranger because I never would have made an effort to get to know her.

Ouch....I got "the one nobody likes". 🥺

"And I'm tired of making friends and I'm tired of making time. And I'm sick to death of love and I'm sick to death of trying. And it's easier for you." Salome by the Old 97s.

This one and the last one are heckin' adorable.

Me every time my niece and her fiancé get into a nasty fight. Everyone he knows has told him to run far & fast but the sunk cost fallacy is strong.

A shocking incident is raising alarms: ICE agents were reportedly on rooftops “shooting rubber bullets” at peaceful protesters who were simply “standing there flipping them off.”

This blatant abuse of power demands accountability. #BlueCrew #ICE #CivilRights #ProtestRights #UseOfForce

Posted pics of my dog and cat wearing tiny cowboy hats on a different site and only four people liked it. Maybe everyone I know has muted me because of the political posts?

Debbie Harry and Joan Jett share a drink on an NYC sidewalk I'm just glad that my faith in humanity isn't alive to see any of this.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America

Black feels appropriate for the times but purple's more fun.