Look everyone knows that nobody is worse at messaging than Democrats, but the GOP is really fucking up the whole church thing. Instead of responding to “show compassion to those who are scared” with “okay!” it’s so so crazy to go with “THIS BITCH IS ATTACKING US!”
22.01.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Just tried to buy a large pack of DayQuill + NyQuill at a hotel gift shop and the guy said “it’s $58” and I said “whoa talk about congestion pricing right?” and I could see him thinking about killing me where I stood.
15.01.2025 17:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My toxic trait is perusing the books at the airport after having downloaded 200 hours of content on my iPad.
23.11.2024 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
FINE IM ON BLUESKY
15.11.2024 17:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
When my email doesn’t find you well:
25.09.2023 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Started watching the Hot Dog eating contest and it turns out some things I only like in theory. We don’t need 4K for everything.
04.07.2023 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me my dog
🤝
uncomfortable
celebrating the
fourth of july
04.07.2023 13:27 — 👍 989 🔁 147 💬 8 📌 4
Ok I’ve basically got the 30 something people I respect following me, now time to be funny on a whole new app I guess
03.07.2023 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me after climbing one stair
03.07.2023 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
At a pool party telling everyone don’t worry I’m about to start Ozempic
02.07.2023 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Twitter’s fuckups forcing me to give this a try again
01.07.2023 20:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Comedian, writer, singer.
I once died on Celebrity Ghost Stories.
Horror and game liker.
No cavities!
Vegas┃Comedian┃Actor┃Editor┃Ginger
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I'm exactly right.
Doctoral Fellow NYU 🧑🏽💻| Fmr: Adj Lecturer 👨🏽🏫 @ColumbiaGSAPP ➡️Really just a Puerto Rican kid from East Harlem tryna grow while the simulation glitches
still a three legged dog
-Making stuff in Toronto-
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i am content // writer // LA
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I’m a writer but I have good qualities too (CONAN, The Simpsons, Krapopolis, McSweeney’s, your television show???)
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dweisberg123@gmail.com for samples ✌️
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🎥 https://www.youtube.com/@pablotorrefindsout
🎧 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pablo-torre-finds-out/id1685093486
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📺 - Billions - Blacklist - Daredevil
🎞️ - Where Are You Christmas (Hallmark)
Writer; Television, Comic Books, Book Books. Married to @jenashleywright.bsky.social. Dad.
Currently: Rick & Morty comics, Darkwing Duck comics, Strip Law for Netflix.
New Book: HOW TO SURVIVE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE from Chronicle.
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