AJ

my grandma died weeks ago and my family is still fighting over her funeral arrangements. i hope she's at least entertained

genuinely comforted to know the doctors office is just as late to start as I am

Got here 5 mins late and theyre still turning on their computers. Bless the procrastinators

“biological pronouns” how about i punch you in your biological teeth

recently i've cooked:
vegan harira
pasta w/pumpkin sauce
pumpkin risotto

lets talk to the guy in charge of evolution, bet we could persuade him

it's crazy that frogs have bones. these tiny wet freaks got bones in em

perd hapley my beloved

It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends

made so many sweets today: cinnamon buns, chocolate banana bites, and butter mochi

deeeelighted by all this weeping and praying and moping about

well I do not care for the brother's paintings thats for sure

house of usher (1960) is soooooo much fun

aftermath of ten candles the other night

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

I hope the louvre thieves are never caught

im so good at falling asleep on sofas!!

she loves watching birds and big cats but she will also happily watch cartoons

poppy (our cat) love animal documentaries SO much

For Prison Banned Books Week, I want to say: it is worse than maybe it ever has been regarding censorship in prisons. It is worse than five years ago. It is worse than 50 years ago.

this week's post is something i've been thinking about for a long time. it's called "all of us imperfect comrades: or, an army of fuckups cannot lose"

margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/each-of-us...

alllllllllright its s6 birthright pt 1 where data learns how to dream and dr bashir shamelessly flirts with him the whole time

interior of s6 enterprise is so lushly lit, the colors so fun, textures all around

watching a next generation episode where brent spiner acts alongside himself for a solid chunk of the plot. no, the other one. not that one, the other one.

couldn't answer any question we asked him. fuck right offffff

his speech was a rambling mess of "librarians are so important" without citing anything that actually happens at a public library in 2025, and then a bunch of AI shilling and bootlicking

Have you considered....not doing that

"ai is scary and intelligent and we must lick its boots when it decides its smarter than us" -- a college president who makes more money than anyone at this staff day

not over this parking lot sunset from last week