Alan

Guys. It got warmer!

10c today! ... But it was glorious ☀️

Is it ever going to get warmer?

Toying with the idea of going to Paris for the weekend for half-term...

Cost for a family to travel (return):

Flying: £192
Eurostar: £1,012.00

Am I doing something wrong? Why are #trains always so F**king expensive - it's insanity

Rip off sweets

Cadbury's have lost their mind.
£5.50 for a bag of sweets.

The chocolate doesn't even taste good anymore 🤮

#DeepSeek is pretty good for stone things... But I just asked it some questions about an industry I know about and it of the 10 'facts' - five were either wrong or made up 🤷‍♂️

Chilli deltas better then doritos

If anyone else is morning the loss of Chilli Heatwave Doritos ( they changed the recipe) ... Aldi Chilli Deltas are pretty dang close 🙌

Hmmm interestingly the Bluesky user number has started climbing again after that Facebook announcement. 🤔

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I really feel like my life depends on us getting a decent summer here in the UK.

New weaker tasting chilli heatwave Doritos.

They've changed the recipe for Chill Heatwave Doritos.

I'm livid.

They basically just taste of tortillas with a *hint* of flavour 😡

L'Oréal Men Expert Gift Set overpriced by 100% by Boots

I hate this #Christmasshopping gift set bullshit.

Individual price ~£27

Gift set - £52

Maybe it comes with a toilet bag or a flannel... But mostly it's a con. 😡

I nearly missed the bins this morning... Our council has switched to an electric bin lorry I didn't hear it coming. 😆

Jesus wept ...what the actual hell.

The emergency alert system just blasted into my phone... I thought we were about to be nuked.
🫨

Nooooooo I wanted Melvin to win.

Ok... Now team Alan!

#imaceleb

This works!

I haven't got a single one of these lip reading tasks on #imaceleb 🤦‍♂️😆

Use it lots! Usually instead of (or as a complement to) the oven.

Worth looking at the multi function ones like Ninja Foodi

I think this is wildly optimistic.

Very underrated movie.

I'm starting to think Ant & Decs jackets on #imaceleb are sponsored. 🤔

I may be alone in thinking this... but I really want Melvin to win #imaceleb He seems decent and we definitely need more of that.

(If not Melvin, then Alan - we need more Alan's on TV 😆)

Weather app showing five raindrops!

Never seen FIVE raindrops on Google weather before. 😬

Umbrellas at the ready!

😆

@support.bsky.team hello! I updated my handle to use my .net domain name. It said verified but nothing has happened 🤷‍♂️

My company one changed immediately - so non .com domains take longer? is something broke? Something I've done?

COP29 live: Climate summit faces fight over cash and fossil fuels as time runs out in Baku Almost 200 countries at COP29 talks in Azerbaijan are arguing over money to help developing countries fight climate change and the move away from fossil fuels.

Every time I read a headline about Baku... My mind immediately goes to Star Trek

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...

When you go to clear the windscreen after the ice has melted and.... D'oh

#coldweather #cars #fail

That's a plot I can get behind 😆

I did read that somewhere... But I still don't understand why they just didn't stick with 100% TNG ones.

Now it feels like a warm blanket.

I like it but always thought it was weird some of them were wearing 'DS9' uniforms and some kept their TNG ones.

The live Bluesky counter is fascinating!

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