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Didn't happen today. Weirdly large group of black cats totally fine on any non–Friday the 13th.

I saw that band at a music festival when I was in college and to this day the friends I was with and I turn to each other and shout dramatically, "NIIIIIIIINE DAAAAAAAAYS!!!"

Watching the medal ceremony and I just want to put Yuma Kagiyama in my pocket. He's so cute.

I appreciate this, but the thing is, they’re not out of control. They’re just under Miller’s control, and that’s the problem.

A white woman holding a highball glass half full of amber liquid and ice up to her face.

That thing where your kid headbutts you in the cheekbone and the only thing to do is put your whiskey on it

I bet Ilia doesn't try to do January 6 though

Ilia is going to come back in full Cooper Nielsen mode and I can't wait.

Okay, NBC, now leave him alone.

I think @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social might get her wish of a Malinin comeback in four years.

Ilia Malinin's dad looks exactly like one of my former coworkers.

Is that the thing from Stranger Things?

OMG, Ilia looks like he has sparkly fungus monsters from The Last of Us growing on his chest.

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i want all these people to go to jail. i also want all of our money back. like these assholes also looted the government. send them to jail and redistribute their assets asaptually.

Jake only becomes interesting after he's injured! Ilia can come back at 33, with child support to pay, and try to reclaim his quad axel.

You did not have to spell this out for anyone who has read Fire Season.

My friend @thtswhatsheread.bsky.social woke up this morning mad as a wet hen that none of our Canadian friends saw fit to share about the Toronto Circus Riot of 1855. What's up with that, northerners? Did you think we wouldn't be entertained by a brothel full of brawling clowns and cops?

It is still so good! Even without the raspberry coulis!

This music is ATROCIOUS

They're skating to selections from THE WHAT excuse me

For dinner I'm having the chana masala and rice I made Monday with the mango chutney I made before vacation, and for dessert a slice of the pound cake @mostlybree.kitrocha.com influenced me to make last month that I sliced up and froze. It's late and I'm tired but well-fed.

I can't imagine why someone wouldn't like a group that consistently refers to them as "NPCs."

I made my mom come upstairs to see Adam Siao Him Fa's costume and she says it looks like those T-shirts with a bikini body airbrushed on them.

Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.

Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.

Man, I hope NBC is paying for Max Naumov’s therapist.

Just told my boss if I miss another night of ice dancing I will not be responsible for my behavior so that's where I am and the bloody cable better be working when I get home.

They're Coming for Our Daughters The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures

So the plan from the Heritage Foundation is Romania in the 1980s. Because that worked out so well. jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...

I can only conclude that it's not especially challenging being CEO of Cantor Fitzgerald.

The only problem with working from home is that sometimes someone is working ON your home so you don't have power or internet or heat all damn day. It's 54 in my living room.

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?