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Eivind Haugan

@eivindhaugan.bsky.social

Norwegian, self employed, investor and retired sailor. Loves Provence, wine and good food, but above all my wife and 4 boys.

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Impressive numbers, but you could argue that 'he is in the best team of his life'?

Spurs and Bayern are not the same, simple as that.

16.10.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

14.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11281    ๐Ÿ” 5101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 462    ๐Ÿ“Œ 286
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NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine.

My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_newsย in which we ask:

Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?

t.co/BUTtpK9C4S

12.10.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2190    ๐Ÿ” 1475    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

He can start by releasing the Epstein files, so it is proven beyond doubt that its all a nothingburger, and he is not mentioned.

11.10.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russia and โ€˜good faithโ€™ somehow doesnโ€™t rhyme well these days ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

10.10.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well in Scandinavia where circumcisions are not very common, the rate of autism have been rising at the same level as in most other western countries, so not a very good theory.

And if I'm not wrong autism amongst girls/women are rising at a rate higher than boys/men?

10.10.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He should note the words "... from dictatorship to democracy.", and maybe stop blowing up small boats in international waters.

10.10.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think that the quote "from dictatorship to democracy" should be studied by anyone who wants this prize in the future ๐Ÿ˜‰

10.10.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a word from Norway here, they don't need to give that man a single thing.

09.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad to read that they take a stance against Russia, it is no reason to normalise relations when the war is raging on with daily attacks on civilians!

08.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

En flott kaptein som tok rollen sin pรฅ alvorโ€ฆ

07.10.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And he doesnโ€™t understand that actually needs to go fishing to have food on their table.
These people donโ€™t have the luxury of choice of what to eat every day.

07.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wise words from a wise lady!

07.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A very good point! And do they have any evidence that these boats sends drugs to ยซAmericaยป and not to Europe or wherever they might have a market. That is if they actually carry any drugs at all.

But I guess if the drunk man and his wannabe dictator wants it to be true, thatโ€™s enoughโ€ฆ

03.10.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is miles offshore, so as one poster on a Norwegian discussion site wrote, this is not boys playing around with a standard drone.

29.09.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Politiet: Melding om droneobservasjon ved Sleipner-plattformen Ansatte pรฅ Equinor-feltet Sleipner skal ha gjort drone-observasjon. Politiet har iverksatt interne varslinger.

The most read Norwegian newspaper reports that a drone has been spotted close to one of the gas and oil platforms in the North Sea
#hybridwar

www.vg.no/i/Gy4LlV?utm...

29.09.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The goal against Liverpool is the easiest to spot๐Ÿ˜…โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘

21.09.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He doesnโ€™t care that they really need fresh fish to have something to eat. They donโ€™t have the luxury to just go buy another steak or hamburger.

Unhinged from the real world.

17.09.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Modern technology put to good use :-)

17.09.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought these guys labelled themselves as good Christians, so why are they expecting to meet in Valhalla (the heaven in the Norse religion)?

12.09.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸงตThe man on the left is Thomas Kramer

He's the other Epstein in Trump's life for over 35 yrs

He's the guy who developed South Beach, had a dungeon in his 5 Star Island mansion that drugged girls would wake up in, and his infamous sex lair bedroom w whips & teddy bears

Brace yourself for this read

19.07.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 802    ๐Ÿ” 567    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 170

I guess thatโ€™s the stat Madueke had set his eyes on since his first kick on a ball๐Ÿค“โšฝ๏ธ

09.09.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With these people I would guess it means they are no longer virgins. ๐Ÿฅถ

09.09.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is the libel case against Murdoch goingโ€ฆ

08.09.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cake with a fake mouth and the words i am absolutely disgusted on it Alt: a flying letter with a fake mouth that screams โ€˜i am absolutely disgustedโ€™

A loud howler liked they had in the Harry Potter films could be another good option

06.09.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคข This is darker than one ever could imagine ๐Ÿฅถ

04.09.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m pretty sure the spaceships going to Mars will be manned with his โ€˜wonderful white friends and familyโ€™. #JustGo

02.09.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So sad, and on point :-(

31.08.2025 08:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ A video from a Chinese factory testing its camera was found in the downed Russian Gerbera UAV.

30.08.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 505    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Please try to get Merz and Stubbs next to him next time ;-)

18.08.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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