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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.

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Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.

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The full video of the rant about Omar and Somalis is so much worse than even the snippets that can fit into text quotes can properly convey. It is the longest he's maintained a train of thought on a single topic in months, and he's just reveling in it the whole time like a pig in shit.

03.12.2025 23:45 — 👍 682    🔁 169    💬 19    📌 6

JFC.

04.12.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Terrifyingly accurate.

04.12.2025 00:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the most disturbing possible choice. He is an economic illiterate of the first order.

We are fucked.

03.12.2025 21:05 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shades of when the United States made any device that could be used to circumvent copyright protection illegal, theoretically banning Sharpie markers.

Such a joke.

03.12.2025 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The word of the day is “Lebensraum”.

It’s always “Lebensraum”.

03.12.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Somehow this is the worst part.

Yet again I'd like to thank the publishing industry, Hollywood, and Yale Law School for ensuring this bigot's rise to prominence.

03.12.2025 03:55 — 👍 11203    🔁 3070    💬 573    📌 215
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Jacob Frey: "If we are now at the point where the federal govt is deploying agents on legal American citizens with a goal of uprooting people who have formed lives here, have families here, started businesses here, definitively made Minneapolis a better place, everybody should be speaking out."

03.12.2025 16:32 — 👍 14104    🔁 4600    💬 291    📌 176

My favourite Melville quote by a country mile.

His best story by far as well.

03.12.2025 19:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He ended the War On Woke at least a dozen times during his cabinet meeting yesterday.

03.12.2025 19:17 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

As long as they do the same thing for Leavenworth in a few years, I’m fine with this.

03.12.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Miller is becoming a complete access media clown.

It’s all about hanging out with the perceived cool kids for him now.

03.12.2025 19:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:

03.12.2025 17:20 — 👍 14119    🔁 7729    💬 1647    📌 1244

Looks like he’s had a Brazilian on his neck, though.

03.12.2025 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You really, really, really don’t understand how the internet works.

03.12.2025 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I only buy ‘Nazi Fitness Monthly’ for the pictures.”

03.12.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nick Fuentes is getting a raging one-incher reading this from a Jewish guy whose grandparents fled Nazism.

03.12.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

When the teenager running for Student Body President is also running for Concentration Camp Kammandant.

03.12.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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to be fair this line also applies to Sebastian Gorka

14.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Toadstool Dick the Gnome is at the top of his game.

03.12.2025 12:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you getting all of the luck this week?

Spread it around, lady.

There are more than 8,000,000,000 of us on this planet.

03.12.2025 12:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Committed a felony to hide the fact that - in spite of being an alleged rich and powerful sex magnet - he paid money to bang a porn star, who still then told the world that his dipstick is a toad stool.

03.12.2025 12:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Outside of loathsome and dangerous politicians, the thing I hate on the most is people constantly hating on creatives for works they don’t like.

Don’t dunk on authors.

Lift up the ones you enjoy.

If it brings you joy, share that joy.

(And sure AF don’t tag authors in your bullshit!)

03.12.2025 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A peace isn’t what he was after.

He was there for a piece.

03.12.2025 12:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s lost his way big style.

03.12.2025 04:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I understand that Tim Miller may have a personal friendship with Olivia Nuzzi.

That doesn't mean The Bulwark has to give her a platform to spout her unethical bullshit.

Is George Santos next?

03.12.2025 02:13 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Why platform this execrable human being who betrayed the public trust and is now getting a rehabilitation tour?

Take a long look at yourselves, Bulwark folks. You’re becoming a part of the media problem with shit like this.

03.12.2025 04:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aunt Harris Faulkner is at it again.

03.12.2025 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean

TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting

Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?

TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person

28.11.2025 00:42 — 👍 6449    🔁 2273    💬 954    📌 420

This is so pathetic. Matty Fivehead is a member of the ‘Pentagon press corps’ with some gutter trash outlet. Here he sits wearing Congressional Representative jacket like a 23 year old creeper in a letter jacket at a Junior High School football game.

02.12.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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