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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.

@catmemesplease.bsky.social

Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.

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20.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The fake news will say I said what I said in the previous sentence.

19.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 10708    🔁 2556    💬 829    📌 251
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Tennessean reporter Vivian Jones calling out @MarshaBlackburn for trying to make herself out to be a hero for fighting a statewide property tax Tennessee hasn’t had in… 80 years! (so basically around the time of her last town hall)

What a hero you are, Marsha 🤡 🦸

20.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 941    🔁 285    💬 23    📌 9

I guess The Protecting Puppies From Kristi Noem Act is stalled in the Senate?

20.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Whoopsy…

#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

19.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 7092    🔁 2763    💬 425    📌 185

Yes.

20.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that *the* blanket?

20.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He has not been exonerated

But he doesn’t believe powerful men should be subjected to the same rules and laws that the rest of us are

19.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1426    🔁 329    💬 155    📌 20

Even with the glory hunter effect, City are level with Fulham.

Sounds about right.

19.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wonderful stuff.

19.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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tfw your mum isn’t about to spend millions on trying to make it all go away

19.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 2381    🔁 372    💬 152    📌 43
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It’s can’t be said enough — this is a wildly corrupt betrayal of the MAHA crowd, and flies in the face of everything RFK JR has ever promised them.

Driven entirely by greed and paying off their big pesticide corporation donors.

19.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 3142    🔁 1427    💬 365    📌 126
Free Press: WHY IS NO ONE HAVING SEX?

Photo of RFK and Kid Rock working out shirtless

Free Press: WHY IS NO ONE HAVING SEX? Photo of RFK and Kid Rock working out shirtless

The timeline is undefeated

19.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 2140    🔁 306    💬 66    📌 17

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

19.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 24724    🔁 5137    💬 448    📌 145

This.

19.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nobody should be under illusion that this regime only wants to deport illegal immigrants.

18.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 10112    🔁 2293    💬 324    📌 88
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

18.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 25980    🔁 6300    💬 537    📌 1069

Shakira Law is nearly here…

18.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If they force us to choose between calling for the resignation of imbecilic bigots or normalizing hateful religious incitement, that’s not a tough one. This fanatic should spare his constituents any further embarrassment and resign.

18.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 3448    🔁 869    💬 150    📌 34
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notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

18.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 20308    🔁 6512    💬 459    📌 453

“I naively raped children” is qwhite the flex.

As for “con man”… maybe Epstein conned him into thinking a 16 year old was 14?

18.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Star Wars: the baddies are the white Europeans in designer suits.

Don’t let the ‘Triumph Of The Will’ style ending to ‘A New Hope’ fool you. The rebels aren’t ethnonationalist fascists.

An early script was called ‘The Journal Of The Whills’ (effing weird), but that doesn’t turn Luke into Göring.

18.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Star Trek: the multi species United Nations in space.

Commies who don’t even know how money works.

18.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mingling with The Poors?

Heaven forfend!

18.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Superman: actual illegal alien who arrived via rocket attack on the US as an infant. Didn’t enter via a port of entry, so not eligible for asylum.

His primary domicile is in the North Pole, he uses a false ID to pretend to be an American journalist, and he votes!

Created by two Jewish kids.

18.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A big whoopsie from Brendan Carr.

18.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Karma is coming for Scam Blondi.

18.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Texas passed a statewide voter suppression bill a while back that is the model for the SAVE Act.

18.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

But for Mike Pence delivering the evangelical vote, HRC squeaks it in 2016, and TFG/TCG is doing a pale imitation of his old NBC tv programme on Fox weekends.

18.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nah, Pence is Vichy all the way.

He’s a Vichy Republican.

18.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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