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Wrangler of celebrity crocodiles Lives on unceded Dhudhuroa country.

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Good luck!

03.11.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who else here is a soft 7 or maybe a heavy 8? No DMs.

03.11.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truman Show meets Space 1999?

03.11.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unpopular opinion: If my speeding fines/parking fines accrued during income generating activities are not tax deductible, then HTF does ANZ get to call a $240m fine plus $31m associated costs for being thieving duplicitous fuckwits get to appear as a pretax item on their accounts?

02.11.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Well, that's going to help native germination", I think as grey smoke billows out of the lawnmower.

02.11.2025 07:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The torture never stops, Disco Boy

02.11.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Telling the youngsters Condaleezza Rice is West Indian street food.

02.11.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deepest condolences๐Ÿ’”

02.11.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. It would be terrible to laugh at that.

02.11.2025 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Panic buying Clinkers.

02.11.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plus lightning. May stem some of the equine fatalities. Temporarily.

02.11.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Report in The Hill on Democrat Andrew Cuomo racially slurring fellow Democrat Zohran Mamdani in a radio interview. Cuomo, beaten in preselection to be the Democrat NY Mayor candidate by Mamdani, is running as an independent, potentially splitting the Democrat vote.

Report in The Hill on Democrat Andrew Cuomo racially slurring fellow Democrat Zohran Mamdani in a radio interview. Cuomo, beaten in preselection to be the Democrat NY Mayor candidate by Mamdani, is running as an independent, potentially splitting the Democrat vote.

Maybe his party could lead by example?

01.11.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just your irregular reminder that if you work at, say Bunnings, and you inadvertently witness theft, that is where your responsibility to your employer ends.
#wesfarmersarewhinybitches

01.11.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Faced with the evidence of centuries of catastrophic market fails, Australian Labor geniuses know this time it will be different.

01.11.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't believe Labor's housing solution is making the situation* worse.
*not if you already own property, in which case it is raining $ for you.
#laborvalues

01.11.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scene from the 1980s television sitcom The Young Ones "Bomb" episode which involves an unexploded red (atomic?) bomb crashing into the protagonist's kitchen

Scene from the 1980s television sitcom The Young Ones "Bomb" episode which involves an unexploded red (atomic?) bomb crashing into the protagonist's kitchen

It's taken 40 years for the imaginings of absurdist comedy to become the lived experience of the victims of a genocide, but we got there in the end.

31.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice to see the MyGov devs getting some work in the private sector.

31.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe it's my echo chamber working, but I'm not seeing much recently from the IPA on how socialisms causes widespread, sudden, and catastrophic food insecurity.

31.10.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We gonna need to up the storage capacity in Australia, and quickly.

31.10.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Andrew Cuomo Does Sexual Harrassment The Right Way" - Ezra Klein.

31.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broke: Vote Cuomo even though he's a sex-pest
Bespoke: Vote Cuomo BECAUSE he's a sex-pest

31.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hillary on Zohran gives us a real glimpse at how utterly and relentlessly disappointing she would have been.

31.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, director: Think I'll cast Richard White in the lead of Henry VIII.
Producer: Didn't know he could act.
Me: He can't, but won't need to.

31.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagined it, then. A lot of people back here in the tail of queue aren't going to be happy.

31.10.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I just imagine it, or did the line of ascension just move forward a bit?

31.10.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should I let AI do my tax?

31.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of the Australian grifter who defrsuded numerous people by pretending to be an admiral

Image of the Australian grifter who defrsuded numerous people by pretending to be an admiral

New appointee to US Office of Naval Research just dropped

31.10.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We really should be shortening "NonPrince" to Nonce

31.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bowman: Andrew Laming
The rest of Australia: Yeah, nah.
Bowman: Hold my beer.

31.10.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much effort required to load the dice with
a) never knowing if it was necessary
b) no guarantee of effectiveness at the individual level.
So much easier if system design allows for less psychologic effort for the same results.

30.10.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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