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Sometimes I live in the country Sometimes I live in town Sometimes I have a great notion To jump into the river and drown
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
06.10.2025 02:38 β π 2876 π 438 π¬ 25 π 27Nick Mullen, video game script writer
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Bobo is doing a bit and I donβt like it
04.10.2025 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kirbyβs got the Havana Syndrome gun from the CIA and uses it on kickers
04.10.2025 17:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reading this aloud and raising my voice at the end
04.10.2025 17:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whatβs a catch? How many angels on the head of a pin?
04.10.2025 17:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theo Von is the anti-TimothΓ©e Chalamet
04.10.2025 15:57 β π 59 π 7 π¬ 3 π 1among biblical scholars there's little disagreement that, when it comes to plagues, the "good one" is frogs
03.10.2025 02:41 β π 481 π 68 π¬ 6 π 6Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum
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Todayβs AJC
02.10.2025 13:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You canβt have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply canβt afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
Still not as good as the real thing:
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At the perfect intersection of degrading someoneβs basic humanity and squeezing blood from the turnip
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Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.
Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."
Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything
Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.
30.09.2025 14:51 β π 6151 π 993 π¬ 94 π 125a weary city cries out for its heroes
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29.09.2025 14:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs so goddamn funny that a whole generation of Georgia fans grew up loathing Mike Bobo, then got free and won some championships, and then got mortgages and kids just in time FOR MORE MIKE BOBO
28.09.2025 16:08 β π 357 π 21 π¬ 26 π 7Bring him home, Kirby
28.09.2025 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Todd Monken and Stetson Bennett mightβve been true otherworldly beings
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An ominous red dawn over Sanford Stadium
Go Dawgs!
27.09.2025 11:05 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0The whites havenβt been this unruly in Charlottesville in at least 8 years
27.09.2025 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the worst thing to happen to America in September in New York in at least 24 years. #rydercup
26.09.2025 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is how bad the Ryder cup is going
26.09.2025 21:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email
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