i hope i get enough Screen Time today
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they should make a gatorade forged in fire
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if i were in fleetwood mac, there would have been a lot more songs about skateboarding to burger king, i can tell you that much
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there’s gonna be two hits buddy: me hitting the ground and then me hitting my LifeAlert
20.08.2023 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i read that they were dancers in a German touring production of "Cats" who decided to form a pop group. absolutely wild
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i am moderately to severely having a great afternoon
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