Mr. Congeniality

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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

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a screenshot of a baseball signed by Isabella Rossellini listed on ebay for $99 or best offer

doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal

The Clinton Campaign wanted Trump as an opponent because they thought he’d be easy to beat then blew a layup election to him. This shit didn’t happen that long ago, man.

lotta colors and textured clouds over the Manhattan skyline

feeling sorry for all the millionaires and billionaires who didn’t get to see this perfect NYC sunset because they fled the city forever today. 😞

Me successfully outbidding the same guy in my fantasy league for three different waiver wire RBs in the past seven days before my team falls to 3-7 this weekend

I have a template response that Mamdani can adapt as needed

I always got the best table at Elio’s at 5:30 sharp. Now I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

👑

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Andrew C Andrew C Andrew C can eat a big fat dick
Azzopardi can eat a big fat dick
Bloomberg can eat a fat dick
Yeah

lmao

Yeah man you seem pretty unconcerned. Stay mad bozo.

Hey man check this out

Your posts are weird slop so I can’t quite figure out what your deal is, either way hope you’re excited for Mamdani to be Mayor.

Chargers espn reporter Kris Rhim spotted three shirtless men wrestling on the field after the chargers - titans game [image of 3 guys wrestling on the field]

[tearfully] dudes rock

Neo-conservativism presaged Trumpian neo-fascism in several respects. It saw violence as a positive policy option not a defensive last resort. It held laws, norms and the lives of non-white people in total contempt. And many, many centrists either cringed in deference to it or actively collaborated.

Image of a three-panel meme from The Muppet Christmas Carol. Panel 1: Ebenezer Scrooge leans out of a snowy window, shouting, “YOU THERE BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT?” Panel 2: A small Muppet boy standing in the snow replies, “WHY TODAY? TODAY IS DICK CHENEY DIED DAY!” Panel 3: Scrooge smiles joyfully from the window, saying, “THEN I HAVEN’T MISSED IT!”

LMAO GET WRECKED BITCH LFG

Has anyone ever said anything intelligent after the phrase “Wow, it’s almost as if”

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

I remember a few months ago when Trump was doing the “Canada should be the 51st state” thing every day and my first thought was how some National Guard reservists would fair against Quebecois resistance fighters in January

Bobby got with Laura
Laura got with James
James he got with Donna then they buried up his chain
Ronnie posed in Flesh World and attracted all the skin freaks
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Twin Peaks

Some sandwiches I’ve enjoyed recently:

1. Italian Sandwich - Schaller & Weber, NYC

2. Jambon Buerre - Caractere de Cochon, Paris

3. Falafel Pita - L’As du Fallafel, Paris

4. Tartufo (white ham with truffle butter and Tomme cheese) - Chez Barth, Aix-en-Provence

The fourth wives are going to have their first dinner out in Dallas and then demand to move back

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

"You know why the Allies won World War 2? Because Hitler couldn't win on the road"