Conrad Longmore

Another day, another meeting for Commander Riker with Starfleet HR

It was always a poor rip-off of NetWare Directory Services, that was a cool product which could do *everything* when used with the Zenworks management tool. Still, AD is a helluva lot better than what came before. Trouble is it's designed for on-prem and not cloud..

Can we have Shakespeare's birthday off as well?

Matt Goodwin standing in front of a house with VOTE SAXON posters plastered all over it

Reminds me of the saying in sales... "never mind the negative margin, look at the market share!"

My pitch to Jason Statham. Sorry, couldn't stop myself.

I decided to write a movie for Jason Statham in which ICE invades the small midwestern town of Tinyville and EX-DELTA FORCE SAS NAVY SEAL SHERIFF MASON MCKILLCHAIN must choose between the law and revenge, but not for long.

Microsoft's attitude on a lot of stuff is "sure we *have* the data but you can't look at it all at once". Reporting consoles often have completely arbitrary restrictions.

There's a spare seat in the House of Lords for you...

They need to send back more time travellers

Richard Wilson was 54 when that started, Annette Crosbie was 56.

Office & Business Mice – Ceratech Accuratus Limited

Amazingly, they still exist.. or at least a company of the same name.
ceratechaccuratus.com/collections/...

Apparently there's something called Access but I use PuTTY if I want a terminal emulator.

The holy trinity of Excel, PowerPoint and.. err.. Notepad.

This is the utter garbage spewed out by Reach plc instead of actual news.

Notepad++ update service hijacked in targeted state-linked attack Breach lingered for months before stronger signature checks shut the door A state-sponsored cyber criminal compromised Notepad++'s update service in 2025, according to the project's author.…

Notepad++ update service hijacked in targeted state-linked attack

He'd fit right in on Pitcairn Island.

AI security startup CEO posts a job. Deepfake candidate applies, inner turmoil ensues. 'I did not think it was going to happen to me, but here we are' Nearly every company, from tech giants like Amazon to small startups, has first-hand experience with fake IT workers applying for jobs - and sometimes even being hired. …

AI security startup CEO posts a job. Deepfake candidate applies, inner turmoil ensues.

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video)

youtu.be/GDaPdpwA4Iw

There's a rash of scam spam coming from a real Microsoft address Abusing Microsoft's reputation may make scam harder to spot.

There’s a rash of scam spam coming from a real Microsoft address
arstechnica.com/information-...

40 years ago today, we lost seven heroes aboard Challenger. As an astronaut who commanded the space shuttle after this tragedy, I think about them often. Their courage pushed the boundaries of exploration. Today, we remember their sacrifice and the legacy they left behind.

a man in a suit is running down a street in front of a building that says imgflip.com on the bottom ALT: a man in a suit is running down a street in front of a building that says imgflip.com on the bottom

I guess "Children of Men" counts as a feel-good movie to Suella rather than a comedy.

Doesn't say he *graduated* from Harvard. Never mind the 6 year gap in his résumé

Message from "Signal Support" Dear User, this is Signal Security Support ChatBot. Our system has detected a recent login attempt to your account from an unrecognized device or location. As a security measure, we have blocked this attempt and sent a verification code via SMS to your registered phone number. If this was NOT you: To secure your account and block this unauthorized access, please reply to this message with the verification code you just received. If this WAS you: You can safely ignore this message. The login attempt will be automatically approved shortly. Thank you for helping us keep your account secure.

Signal will never message you like this.

If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.

DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.

Yeah that manages to get two things wrong in three words which is impressive..

Team GB - Wikipedia

It can be tricky and even the Brits are inconsistent, especially with Great Britain Vs United Kingdom, e.g.. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_GB...

Johnson's finest hour. Not saying much of course. And I guess then he went to a party afterwards.

Crims hit the easy button for IT helpdesk scams : Teach a crook to phish…

Crims hit the easy button for Scattered-Spider style helpdesk scams
www.theregister.com/2026/01/22/c...