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Dave Probert

@daveprobert.bsky.social

He/Him. Occasional podcaster, writer, and doodler. Sci-fi & fantasy fan, predominantly Hitchhiker's Guide, Doctor Who, Blake's 7 and Star Trek.

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I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a bit loud and overused. I would equally be lying if I said I don't own the soundtrack in vinyl.

09.11.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sam should absolutely be Avon. Sweetums should be Gan too.

08.11.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They would also work as Professor Kayn and Doctor Raynor in Breakdown. Bunsen just staring at his hands in shock after murdering Farren as played by the Swedish Chef.

08.11.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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USING BULLETS TO CURE DEATH

07.11.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Which musicals?

07.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would expand on this and say "Knowing what a bodega is and thinking it's unique to New York" they're just convenience stores lads. Calm down.

07.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see billionaires as essentially hoarders. If you visited someone's home and it was filled floor to ceiling with junk you would feel the need for some sort of intervention but because it's money, and capitalism states that's how you win the game, no one says anything.

07.11.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smacking their hands over their gobs to try and contain all the vomiting.

07.11.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From the forthcoming album "Desperate Crooning Wankers" which also includes such audio delights as Bill Maher's rendition of Mack the Knife and Gregg Wallace singing LA Is my Lady.

07.11.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An inflatable frog costume throwing a sub in the style of Banksy

An inflatable frog costume throwing a sub in the style of Banksy

06.11.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2837    ๐Ÿ” 614    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
That's a blockin'.

That's a blockin'.

hyping up your shitty self pub book on the bluesky book feeds using AI slop images? ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ“š

06.11.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Subway are idiots if they don't sign this guy to an advertising contract immediately.

06.11.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Modern Lego is Airfix models for people who can't be trusted around glue.

06.11.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

06.11.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4718    ๐Ÿ” 1148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Charles and Camilla should do what Hannibal, Face, and Murdock did to B.A. Baracus in the A-Team.

Glass of drugged milk, then hoick him into the back of an RAF Transport plane to the US.

06.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feel free to save this for future use.

06.11.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long has Sam Beckett been pretending to be Marjorie Taylor Greene and what does he have to do to leap?

06.11.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We need to find whoever upset this woman.

06.11.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 308    ๐Ÿ” 248    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75
A digital painting of a biomechanical creature posed to look like a fashion model. The creature looks metallic and has feminine form but its elongated head, pale skin, lack of eyes and a metallic exoskeleton make it look otherworldly.

A digital painting of a biomechanical creature posed to look like a fashion model. The creature looks metallic and has feminine form but its elongated head, pale skin, lack of eyes and a metallic exoskeleton make it look otherworldly.

#xenovember day 5 - Oooh la la

Barely managed not to miss the day. Tried for more of a Giger sexy monster style than the KY jelly dripping creature from the later films

#art #darkart #alien #xenomorph #scifiart #horror #horrorart #bskyart #artchallenge #HRGiger

05.11.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nonstop sky explosions for three fucking hours. Give it a damn rest already.

05.11.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It could be called the Wide Awake Club...

... Oh, wait a minute.

05.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, I adore this. Want a print.

05.11.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get him on a team with Hook and Eddie Kingston.

05.11.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Current UK party politics

05.11.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen photos of him at AEW events so I'd be very surprised if he wasn't one of the people who influenced his style.

05.11.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of those parties and politicians stand for venal, abhorrent things sadly but the success of Mamdani and the rise of the Greens in the UK suggest that people are done with the politics of sitting on the fence.

05.11.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels like what we're starting to see on both sides of the pond is people rejecting the choice between two essentially identical candidates whose only ideological difference is what colour rosette they favour. People are gravitating to parties and politicians that openly stand for something.

05.11.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I see it's time for me to make the point again that the poppy is a fundraising campaign for the Royal British Legion, a specific, mundane entity that is not exempt from scrutiny and does not own the concept of remembrance.
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05.11.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 394    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Is Dick Cheney the anti David Bowie?

05.11.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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