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A photo of The Presidents of the United States of America's self-titled 1995 album

Damn, I wish I knew the recipe for this

More like canyum

I tend to think of the local goth club

You think Kevin Gates still has all them phones?

The powers that be don't want you to know that the One Simple Trick to fixing journalism is reintroducing the term 'moxy' into the collective lexicon.

Also noticed a strong correlation between the drop in investigative curiosity & us no longer using the term 'gumshoe' but I'm still researching this

Is.... is she wearing that hat backwards?

This band is killer, go check them out

a sign that reads “NO LOITERING VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED”

me, to the judge: “Well if THAT’s what they meant, they should have used punctuation.”

TLDR: Because they're smart and sexy

Looks like the White House has released the President's summer reading list:
- 1/3 of the McDonald's menu
- Instructions from Heritage Foundation handler
- Instructions from Russian handler
- See Spot Run
- Mein Kamph (again)

It's Phillip J Friday!

Yet, it's going to be the last place you look

Absolutely love this series

I don't know if there's really a Death Metal side of Bluesky, but you all should know Wayfayer is out there steady killing it

Childish Gambino
Cattle Decapitation
Murder By Death
Hath
Mutoid Man

Karen O is a treasure!

I think your mom dropped this

That finally explains why it took place in the magical world of Tampa, Florida

[concert]

singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you

me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music

Damn, now I'm craving some slutty tacos

Let me introduce you to the Willennium

With fewer than 100 speakers worldwide, my love language is going extinct

My two calicos, Emma & Gabby

1 Drunk Guy VS 20 Concerned Friends and Relatives

I heard their rendition of Fall Out Boy's 'Sugar, We're Goin Down' played well

Hey guys, let's head to the Christian rock concert early for the pray-game

Where'd the second "s" go?

Spare the Rod, spoil the child cause having the name Rod is bad enough

Do not gimme fuel, do not gimme fire, but you can gimme that which I desire