@davidwillerton.bsky.social
sausage-brain. micro-influencer. self-parody account. blue dinosaur.
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
22.09.2025 21:37 — 👍 8206 🔁 1943 💬 2050 📌 1858MACA
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EXTERNAL EMAIL Dear Sir/Madam/(David), Good morning,
the three genders
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Publicbathroomstilllife has just suggested this…
09.09.2025 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0if your coffee smells of sausages, there's a fair chance you've accidentally made yourself a cup of sausages.
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And served them up in the perfect cup…
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Sounds about right. (Not unlike Ozzy’s singing).
05.08.2025 09:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And Canada is walking distance from me in the Wolds!
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The town still retains a fire warden to raise the alarm in the event of nuclear apocalypse.
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A ginger cat sat on top of a vintage fire station in the UK working as a fire warden.
@catswithjobs.bsky.social Fire warden 🧑🚒
13.05.2025 18:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jan 14, 1984. The Boggle of Bog Fell by the Two Ronnies. Genuinely rolling around on the floor, aged 10.
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What do you want? No moon on a stick perhaps?
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Woman slams selfish paragliders who ‘made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster’
Possibly the greatest local news story Im going to see this year, and it’s only March
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Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history
Britain: hold my beer
youtu.be/KleEVpDU6Ys?...
Halfway through running an outdoor 5k I realised I'd forgotten to put any shorts on. To be fair, my boxers leave more to the imagination than a lot of people's running gear.
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The back of a packet of mini-eggs Cadbury No-Bake Bird's Nest Cookies 4 SIMPLE INGREDIENTS - 1 Cup Hershey's Milk Chocolate Chips - 2/3 Cup Reese's Peanut Butter Cookies - 1 Can (50OZ) Chow Mein Noodles - 1 Bag Cadbury Mini Eggs 3 EASY STEPS - Melt milk chocolate chips and peanut butter chips - Add chow mein noodles: stir to coat completely - Form nest shape and add 2-3 Cadbury Mini Eggs *** Visit Cadburyusa.com for full recipe ***
My friend who lives in America showed me this unhinged official Cadbury's mini eggs recipe and now you must contend with it too
11.03.2025 10:38 — 👍 217 🔁 57 💬 57 📌 69Music fans what’s your favourite note? I’d have to say mine is Middle C. You just can’t beat the classics!
08.03.2025 03:23 — 👍 1763 🔁 68 💬 385 📌 71Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"
Dr Fuck
Fuck Who
Fuck Peter
“American president, go fuck yourself.”
28.02.2025 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zarathustra can't even Speak Thus nowadays because of woke
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“You want the moon on a stick.”
28.02.2025 10:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Make a band meatier
Meatier Puppets
Another heavy metal day today, says Colin from Bad News as he sits up in bed.
Friday!
24.01.2025 08:54 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Make a band meatier
The Black Pudding Murder
Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.
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