robyn🏳️‍⚧️

cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night

Farewell sweet Prince

bruce harrell *spits on ground*

I really resent Bezos and Elon for making space embarrassing

Anyways, I will continue to nobly step forward when they call for volunteers to check their carryons because I desperately seek the approval of authority figures and that includes airline gate attendants

The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the girl penis of Taco Bell, in that it is both hard and soft at the same time and I like when it's in my mouth

if you swallow your antidepressants with an energy drink instead of water you get +50 Vigor for the day

The Jammerrrr

Tron 3 should’ve been about Eric Adams getting sucked into a TCL TV and learning how to govern Roku City

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

lenin arrives at the finland station, petrograd, april 1917, having been disguised as a fireman on finnish state railways locomotive 293 so he could get through the border. supposedly he was very good at the job

y'know who else was a foamer? that's right

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday
theonion.com/it-only...

the president can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

this is the least certain I've been about what the world will look like next week in my entire life, by a large margin

Can of MTN dew voodew

DEWmocracy dies in darkness

how long until we can get mcbride in front of a camera to tell cis people this is a distraction they don't need to care about? come on we're burning daylight people

hope everyone is done Just Asking Questions now

there’s a bill on the floor rn to outlaw gender affirming care for minors in washington, PLEASE go to this link and select "oppose." takes 30 sec. examples on stuff to say in thread!
app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/1038

the entire internet to Silicon Valley VCs:

trans woman soundcloud rapper named Lil AGP

[youth pastor voice] you know what else was three meats, yet one meat

This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-Use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities

there are so many fonts that would only work in a video game about pirates

Heathcliff and another cat are warily looking at each other on the street. They both have fishbowls on their heads with fish inside them. Heathcliff's fish says "Bro", and the other cat's fish says "Bra". Two birds watch from a nearby tree- one says "They have an uneasy truce."

25 Jan 2025

drunk history first contact

"i can only play ranked when i smoke weed because it gets rid of my performance anxiety but then all my teammates hate me for playing like shit"

feeling very seen in the northernlion chat

"I wouldn't be mad if we went straight home so I can play with my FOIA"