Captain Bergatron

I have a sneaking suspicion that Majority Leader Thune does not like Speaker Johnson very much.

You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.

That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.

Wow.

If you do this on an Amtrak train, within five minutes a conductor will come to your seat and make you turn it off. Be like Amtrak.

Only thing not down seems to be their stupid stocks

As long as nobody had sex with another longshot presidential candidate

Why do people keep posting this today? I'm out of the loop.

Supposedly putting the timeshares on blockchain creates a more liquid market for them. I highly doubt that. The reason there's almost no secondary market for timeshares is that it would compete with the sale of new timeshares, and developers don't want that.

Good we get some much needed quiet time.

Serious question: how easy or hard or likely is it for Trumps admin to destroy the worst of the files?

In this analogy I'm the night watchman on the SS Californian just enjoying the pretty fireworks.

Sidenote. The Epstein emails really clue us in to why AI reading and responding to emails is so popular in those circles.

i see someone's too good for Youtube's AI comment suggestions

That poor child is gonna be real fucked up

In this analogy I'm the night watchman on the SS Californian just enjoying the pretty fireworks.

Idk Operation S.S. really has that extrajudicial twang to it

But seeing as many independents claim they *feel* it's true, isn't merely validating the feeling before saying "that is bad!" still bridging the gap of polarization?

Apart from the emails, the reason the Epstein files "reemerged" when the government shutdown ended is that the shutdown was being used as an excuse not to swear in the 218th signature on the discharge petition.

that's wild

McGiver sounds like a McDonald's charity arm.

Why can't anyone in this conspiracy cabal spell or type for shit?

Oh well he did say feet first

Is that the same side where his lip was sagging a few months ago?

From: Sent: To: Subject: H <hrod17@clintonemail.com> Friday, August 28, 2009 4:39 PM verveerms@state.gov' Noori Ali Do you recall Noori Ali(?), the ten year. old Yemeni girl who got herself divorced? I met her at the Glamour awards last year. There was a CNN story last few days about how unhappy she is, still living at home, not attending school and quite angry that her life is not better. Is there any way we can help her? Could we get her to the US for counselling and education?

Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.

This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.

There's like four Florida Republicans doing gross shit in this article.

Why do all the sex offenders seem to always be in the same political party?

It's better than House of Cards, although the show was more believable

The second the Epstein emails came out this morning I realized I was wrong about dems ending the shutdown. It almost seems too calculated to come from dems.

They have great timing.

New evidence suggests Epstein might be in the Trump Files...

Both of them are falling prey to the misconception that this is a zero-sum game: either native-born get the job or foreign-born do. They can’t see the basic truth that the more talent flocks to America, the more jobs and prosperity there will be for everyone.

The 2025 version of dropping your Sony Walkman and the AA batteries fly out everywhere

"We will be canning EVERYONE who called in sick while not getting paid" is a really insane strategy for solving critical understaffing of ATC.