Goose the Moose

You got 200 other choices. Hell, write in the local school secretary. Get someone who actually earns your tax money.
But tell this insincere little MAGA fascist to get bent.

All on the government dime, no less. He never earned a private penny in his life. Now he's 'back home' because he thinks you folks are just little blue robots who can guarantee his political existence. And as soon as he can he'll fuck right off again.

Goddamn can you folks up in Battle River REALLY stomach this smug condescension? This fucker spent his life doing EVERY GODDAMN THING HE COULD to escape Alberta and the West. He lived in the Mont Royale neighborhood in Montreal before moving to the mansions of Ottawa South.

Good. Better to have a thousand reliable little customers than one big orange turd.

They've already snatched up hundreds of US citizens because they werent white.
Under the Nazis, this shit started with the Jews and foreigners and very quickly started including Germans who weren't in favor with the regime. Or the local Nazi Party member.

Who's YOUR local Party member? Hm?

Much as I hate to say it, Americans fighting with each other means less energy to fight with the rest of the world. (We're rooting for the GOOD hotel guy)

"The leopards come from WHERE? And they cost HOW much now?"

He just pictures Canadian geese stealing his fries when he starts his windup...

Yeah, as I watch the dim red sun rise through the haze of wildfire smoke that blankets the continent, I think "winning the woke climate fight! That'll show the...planet we live on..."

Immigration to the US is going to flatline along with it's economy, and inflation, especially with produce, will oustrip the rest of the First World.
If Trump keeps this up the US will be Argentina when he's done.

Taking in trillions of dollars.
Taxing your own people to give the money to your stooges and oligarch supporters.
NATO is making plans to continue WITHOUT the US.

Looks like a young Monty Burns

You can get some very nice second hand book cases from Marketplace.
Also free lumber for building racks for the 56 storage tubs of crafting/ art supplies filling my basement workshop
ISNT THAT RIGHT MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER?
'deluged by glitter sprays'

Vaccine please. For the love of God, VACCINE PLEASE!

Yeah, someone isnt honest.
Why was a 15 year old girl working at at his spa? Why did he know she was 'stolen'?
Your property gets stolen, not people who work for you.

She looks sooooo sorry.

He's doing fine with Trump.
Shouldnt have blinked over the Digital Tax.
Also pushing through some law enforcement legislation that needs some review.
Still better than the state Governor wannabe pestering Battle River.

Why was a 15 year old working at Trump's resort spa?
Thats also an important question to ask.

Thats trying to make an argument for being forced to serve someone wearing Nazi regalia at a Jewish deli.
Because Nazism is a political opinion.
One of the conerstone principles of the Free Market is being free to tell someone to fuck off.

At least half of you Yanks have absolutely nothing to apologize for. You were poised to make history and once again advance America ahead to serve as an example of civilization to the rest of the world.
But then the other half started snorting the cheeze whiz

I relish stories like this!

Well, it's a good thing your nation isnt fractured along racial, religious and class lines, and isn't completely full of guns, liquor and drugs.

The only thing thats gonna fly is the offenders from any accountability...

Literally my house every morning wet food feeding time...

"He also likes them young! I wish my old pal Jeff was here to meet him! They'd have gotten along great!"

Mmm, that's nice, good for you.
Whispers to Ottawa: "Call the palace, there's a peasant revolt in the western reaches!"

Ahh, a couple of free BBQ's at next years mid term election will fix that right up!
By that time these people will be so desperate for a good meal they'll think its luxury!

Tomorrow's word of the day, kids?
Stagflation!
Yeah, you're not going to like that word...

"If we don't spin this somehow Trump will fire us!"
Buncha quislings

Sorry, we're really trying to get them under control...