Adam Stemple

Everyday I think about the AI guy complaining about people stealing his prompts.

"art-nerds who ... don't understand about obsessively diving into creating stuff and iterating on it for all hours of the day?!?"

Tell me you have never met an artist without telling me etc.

This is just to say

I have drunk
the fluid electrons
that were
in your fridge

I don’t know
what you wanted
them for
something weird, probably

forgive me
they were light/particle
so quantum
and so atomic

Yep. We have all the tools, materials, laws, and infrastructure to build an inclusive, environmental, peaceful society. The only thing lacking is good, brave people in positions of power.

Yeah, call a Glaswegian "British" and see how that goes.

In Scotland once, we had breakfast looking east over the ocean, lunch looking west over the ocean, and were back home on the east coast again for dinner.

I will repeat what my father said: I believe in the death penalty. But it is far too powerful a tool to leave in the hands of the government.

What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?

Chatting with Toto's rhythm section while we all waited to board our plane.

They can’t focus on the criminals because they are the criminals.

They just say the illegal, immoral shit they’re doing at press conferences. I remember when you had to be sneaky to do crimes.

The kids are all right.

It’s awesome. I especially like how the bad guy in this one is capitalism.

A nation of sociopaths.

I once began researching WWI trench warfare and ended up learning about the Kentucky Goblins. The knowledge was less useful to my WWI horror story than you might think.

Hell, I won’t have a conversation with someone who’s just a little bit dickish. Your rule seems perfectly acceptable.

They gotta have cattle cars near there. It’ll make them nostalgic while they wait.

Volunteer — Stand With Minnesota

It only took me a month, but I finally made a volunteer page on Stand With Minnesota. Because we are about to need a lot of freaking volunteers. Help us keep Minnesota housed!

Been less than 3 months since AI confidently told me that 1.25 miles = 3/4 mile.

4,400 times since October.

Did Emily Brontë write this?

I’m kidding. You’re right and they’re both awesome.

Guillotines are the moderate solution

Trump is an extinction event.

This is the way. I mean, wear a mask when you do it, but this is the way.

Fucking rubes.

Bot.

21st century Tom Bombadil

Are Trumpers as stupid as they are corrupt, or as corrupt as they are stupid?

Example # a million of Trump voters being racist and stupid.

This is 100% true. I said it at the time and am being proven out: Trumps reelection is an extinction event. Him, his cronies, the entire Republican party, and the Democrats that enabled him need to be dragged out of office and taken to The Hague.

I hate every wave of the ocean. -Charles Darwin to W. D. Fox 15 Feb 1836 | Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties. -Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858 | I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world. Charles Darwin to Thomas Huxley, 10 Sep 1860 I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything. Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell, 1 Oct 1861 | I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees. Charles Darwin to John Lubbock, 3 Sep 1862 | I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody. -Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker 23 Jun 1863

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