Adam Stemple

Anyone who like Frey sucks.

Flawless victory.

Typos have a kind of spontaneous parthenogenetic creation that triggers as soon as you send it to press.

I learned that the more I wrote, the better I got at guessing what length a piece was going to be. You start to know what kind of ideas lead to what length and form.

Gonna have to shave mighty close to make it work, but I'm in.

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Pants? The devil’s garment? Hell no.

My kid has a MFA now. I’m a refined motherfucker.

Rainn Wilson really letting his beard get thick.

As @lollardfish.bsky.social knows, this is me being my best self.

And yet, this particular “political scientist” seems unable to delve into the context of a post to understand the actual meaning. Probably because you are, as stated, a stupid motherfucker. Also, you look like someone put glasses on a squashed potato.

Gotta agree with Tim here.

Trump is an extinction level event.

Every writer walks around the house singing the “I sold a story” song, right? It’s not just me?

P.S. I sold a story 🎶

I'm in!

No notes man.

@aristemple.bsky.social

Mais oui, monsieur! You are… how you say? Tres fresh!

I am reading this in a thick 19th century French fur trapper’s accent.

Sign that says “Parking Violatoin Frees”

I am reading this in a thick, 19th century, fur trapping, French accent.

Watch out. The Traquair Ale packs a punch.

Ditto post-war Polish art. Holy shit is it dark.

That may have been the thrust of my comment. A bag of dicks may have been involved.

And they work in theory, but not in real life.

Well, you know the communist jokes, they’re not funny unless you share them with everyone equally.

Like the guy who goes to the newsstand every day and looks at the front page then leaves. Vendor finally asks him what he’s looking for.

“An obituary.”
Vendor says, “Obituaries aren’t on the front page.”
Guy says, “This one will be.”

We are all that guy.

Yeah, I threw up in my mouth a little.

Ok, a lot.

Yeah. We have all the tools in place to fix the world’s problems, we’re just too stupid and greedy as a whole to use them.

Article headline that says Chad GBT game instructions for murder, self mutilation, and devil worship

Now, wait a moment, perhaps we've been too hasty

Normalize macing ICE.