Simon

I feel like deleting all socials and focusing on writing for the next year, because I NEED to finish this goddamn book. I've been holding onto it for sixteen years, watched it go through countless evolutions, and I need to write the damn thing.

Hard to put into words how bad things are getting

Maybe we shouldn’t let someone who doesn’t believe in germs and who thinks it’s okay to eat roadkill and swim in contaminated ponds be in charge of our national food safety.

Knowing how many of these movies there are, I'm praying for y'all lmao. 😭😂

The Petty Vault was locked up tight, but hell crept through one wicked night… 🗝️🎃
This clown isn’t waiting until Halloween to haunt your night terrors. 🤡💀 Tomorrow we’re dropping our first-time watch of Hell House LLC and let’s just say… the screams are REAL 🏚️📹👻

A federal judge has blocked the Trump administration’s efforts to defund Planned Parenthood and has ordered that the organization continues to receive Medicaid funds. (via AP)

I need this and Haunting Ground

‘THE LEGEND OF AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER’ animated movie will have a unique animation style.

“There is nothing that looks like this. It's 2D animation with these really beautiful, deep canvas environments... it's gonna blow you away”

In theaters on October 9, 2026.

My ONLY issue besides 2 dumb as hell characters in the new I Know What You Did Last Summer is how so underutilized Julie James is. She's in this as much as Sidney is in Scream 5. I need more of her.

And this is how I'm getting through work today.

This isn't immigration control, it's genocide.

DIY > AI

In a typically loving Christian church service, televangelist Jimmy Swaggart claimed that he would kill any gay man who looked at him romantically.

Swaggart is now dead. I wonder if any come-hither looks were involved.

Laura Loomer, you can eat shit.

Dear DNC, if you run Progressive candidates, they will win! I know y'all don't care about winning, but this is literally how you do it!

What matters is that Cuomo and all the people who endorsed him are still going to claim they're the rightful heirs to the Democratic Party, how dare young people challenge them, all of that.

The difference is they're now just unaffiliated lunatics, banging on the windows. They're not the party.

i am so happy for you, new york!!!

[turns to dnc HQ]

IT’S LIKE PEOPLE RESPOND TO A PERSON WHO SAYS “I WILL PROTECT THOSE AT RISK FROM THE NAZIS WHO WANT THEM TO DIE”

I really cannot believe how happy I am lol

Zohran Mamdani is the only democrat in the mayoral race that released an LGBTQ platform and the only democrat in the country (that I know of) to commit to safeguarding gender affirming care for youth + adults with $$.

Tweet from Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) says: “NYC is f***ed if they elect Mamdani. As bad as it is now, it’s only gonna get worse.” Below the tweet is a graphic showing two side-by-side headshots. On the Andrew Cuomo with text “ANDREW CUOMO 48%”. On the right Zohran Mamdani with text “ZOHRAN MAMDANI 52%”.

Domestic terrorist Chaya Raichik is endorsing Andrew Cuomo.

America needs to rise up and vigorously respond to this simple-minded, evil clown and his vanity fascism.

2026.

So excited for this one.

Wrote this one alongside ARCHIPELAGO.

Headline - Nick Clegg: Artists’ demands over copyright are unworkable Strap - The former Meta executive claims that a law requiring tech companies to ask permission to train AI on copyrighted work would ‘kill’ the industry

“Then die”

Amy Coney Barrett *recused* in SCOTUS's Oklahoma religious charter school case, giving a defeat to Christian nationalists. They are already not pleased with her.

Yes, we noticed. You're still here.

I say this with my full chest:

Beyonce's visual album in 2013 was genuinely the best album of all time. I remember watching the XO video and just being ABSORBED.

I didn't love Final Destination Bloodlines, but it's by far not the worst.

It's good, but some of the dialogue and character choices are incredibly dumb, even by horror standards. Not a whole lot of variety with deaths (a lot of crushing).

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Elon Musk didn’t buy Twitter to promote free speech, he bought it to spread white supremacist propaganda.

When shooting your dog in the face isn’t the worst thing you ever did.