Kyra

Book your haircut, Frank! Let's go!!

So duolingo has been down but they somehow still manage to send me threatening emails... Great.

Nazis marching through Amsterdam again. I hate it here.

They can put people in space for funsies but they can't figure out a focaccia with no calories? Unfair.

Fuck's sake, Oscar...

For the love of God can someone please dig up that hyena?!

This Bad Omens boy has the nicest voice. Mad versatile.

The reaction to Kirk’s murder on the right is a reminder that Republicans are the most bad faith people on the face of the planet.

can u imagine not getting ur dog a RABIES vaccine bc ur worried ur dog will get autism like 😭 these ppl r so unserious

Viaplay can fuck off too. Spend a fortune to watch all the EPL games and now they've given a bunch to Amazon? What a scam.

Still shit, then...

With how obsessed this fucker is with gold and other shiny things I would not be entirely surprised if Trump turned out to be sixteen magpies in an ill-fitting suit...

I feel like my life would be a lot better if I had a blender that could handle ice cubes...

I'd be so happy to be proven wrong but I can't shake the feeling that pissing away 85 million on Sesko is just Hojlund all over again. Way too much money for a young lad who isn't scoring that many goals in a 'weaker' league. I know they're different players but I dunno, man...

I don't for the life of me understand why Barcelona are bringing in people when they have no idea if they'll be able to register them. Sort out your shit before you bring in more of it, surely?!

I am fucking covered in mosquito bites, keep finding a new one every so many hours, but there's not a goddamn mosquito in sight. Am I dying?

Where's V when you need him? We could do with a dude in a cool mask with some radical ideas...

Oh my god it's 31 degrees in my bedroom I think I'm going to die tonight.

This F1 movie is going to convince Fernando Alonso that he, too, can keep going until his 60s, isn't it?

Mark Rutte is such a little bitch. Despicable little man.

I wish I had corvid friends who brought me bottle caps and attacked the annoying kids in this neighbourhood for me but all I get is a bunch of magpies tap dancing on my roof at 6 in the goddamn morning all summer long.

I won't lie, I'm kind of sad the birds didn't choose our nest box this year, but it's also been kind of nice not having to scare off cats for weeks. Last year felt like a full time job, staring out the window waiting for the menaces to show up.

Every country supporting Israel in their heinous bullshit had better not be bitching and moaning when millions of Iranian refugees come knocking at their borders.

Sad day. I just heard my sister is using an AI app... I am so ashamed.

No better feeling than when you go check on your Yorkshire puddings and they're massive!

Fucking Israel, man. If we get dragged into WWIII because of those cunts..

Alright what the fuck is up with these ugly little gremlin dolls and why is everyone obsessed with them?

If only all the anti-immigration ghouls in government were actually interested in solving the problems maybe we'd get somewhere. Unfortunately, all they're interested in is bullying 'foreigners'.

Just made a dessert where the recipe said 'leave in fridge for some hours'. Love the specificity there, lads, cheers!