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He/him, internet dum dum.
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16.11.2025 06:30 β π 5326 π 1190 π¬ 39 π 47It's very interesting how the media pushed the line that arresting politicians 'makes you a banana republic' when the reverse is absolutely true.
14.11.2025 22:37 β π 545 π 106 π¬ 3 π 1
Please enjoy the perfect boy :3
13.11.2025 23:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Here are a few ways to a million dollars:
this is the secret to my success
13.11.2025 22:27 β π 40 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0what the fuck is even happening anymore
13.11.2025 15:57 β π 45 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0hmmmm
12.11.2025 15:32 β π 1675 π 213 π¬ 44 π 5lol first epstein email i open up is steve bannon palling around with wolff and epstein. wonder why he's scared of prison
12.11.2025 16:22 β π 110 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and βspent hours at my houseβ with a victim.
12.11.2025 13:37 β π 1764 π 697 π¬ 139 π 231the source for this claim is a blog post by sam altman lol
12.11.2025 03:21 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
California alone produces a third of all the food America eats. So this is a lie.
But letβs break down the food produced by the red states:
Guess what percent is harvested by people from Latin America?
FB marketplace listing for an engine hoist with a cute dog being lifted by the hoist with a funny look on his face
Dog not included
11.11.2025 14:37 β π 1188 π 298 π¬ 24 π 20Genesis (social media)
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
It's worrisome to me how many people on my side are unable to just say "Sure some things are cheaper but it's mostly shit I don't need to live, the shit I need to live/grow is expensive now" and need to find a way to say every single price category is worse no matter what any analysis says lol.
10.11.2025 22:35 β π 65 π 10 π¬ 8 π 0SCOOP: Old man who is bad at job confirms additional details reiterating his incompetency.
11.11.2025 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So he couldnβt keep his caucus in line? Still has to go then.
10.11.2025 22:58 β π 181 π 7 π¬ 7 π 0Iβm Ron Burgundy Question Mark
10.11.2025 23:41 β π 27 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Damage control, he and the rest of the caucus have been tasked to feign outrage
11.11.2025 01:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0then whyβd you let it go through with unanimous consent you fake fuck
10.11.2025 23:27 β π 101 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0
this is literally never not accurate
10.11.2025 18:32 β π 20810 π 5139 π¬ 104 π 90younger generations have always dreamed to be in debt until the day they die
10.11.2025 23:52 β π 2743 π 330 π¬ 55 π 4with all due respect, senator. shut your Excuse Hole
10.11.2025 21:05 β π 651 π 37 π¬ 18 π 1"This is actually really smart because it forces Republicans to own the shutdown" you're absolutely right, Donald John Trump is going to get on TV and accept accountability for trying to starve people and not blame Democrats anyway. This will absolutely happen
10.11.2025 23:30 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Remind me again why we have to work within the Democratic party, the thing that keeps producing the same policy results, in order to achieve different, better results?
10.11.2025 20:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like that itβs totally legal to say βabolish the senateβ now. overton window moved a lot in 24 hours.
10.11.2025 17:44 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0It sure is a good thing I've been sleeping inside a secret 3rd machine since June 15th, 2015
10.11.2025 20:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0> pays off car after years
> credit score goes down
> most rational economic system ever
