Glitzd

"Im THE ROCK" I consider myself a FORCE OF NATURE - actually I go to the gym and.... just act

He's a whore.

There IS NO WAY I'D put glitter gravy on a potato. My body has been shitting glitter for 20yrs. It amazes me how long glitter I wore upon my head, inhaled & swallowed has stayed in my body for so long. My poo is magnificently colidascopic!

Aww that's cute!

It's her. She was body painted by The Illusionists from Amsterdam who could make you look clothed when naked except for yer rude below bitz. We used to fly them over for Chuff Chuff parties.

You know its a real DJ when they mix an acapella over another track before computers could do it for you.

YouTube video by Jim “Shaft” Ryan - Topic Miss Moneypenny's 25th Anniversary Continuous DJ Mix

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YouTube video by Miles & The House Collection Miss Moneypenny's Too Glamorous Graeme Park 1998

A naked but body painted Mellinder Messenger as the Rolls Royce flying lady.

YouTube video by Miles & The House Collection Boy George @ Miss Moneypenny's, Bonds 1994

Good times

You're welcome sugar.

Is this for a dentist or a GP appointment?

How are you still single with such a cute smile? Those dimples warm my cockles.

I'm promoting myself. I'll be the next Bond. I've run club doors, been shot at, used a Swarovski crystal encrusted riding crop to beat the backsides & the rest out of drunk West Ham fans & the English Defence League while wearing 10 inch platform stilettos. I'll give Barbara Broccoli a thick ear!

None taken duckie.

I shan't be putting ping pong balls in an orifice nor chopping my bits off. I'm very fond of them. Plus I don't want to go into competition with the locals.

YouTube video by SAC DEP SPA Acne Treatment For "Hung" (P10) | Điều Trị Mụn Cho Hùng (P10) - SacDepSpa#206

It's official. I'm moving to Thailand to spend my days pricking skin and squeezing zits. I find these videos very relaxing and satisfying so I can only imagine that doing it in person is very fulfilling. Plus there's nice food and tons of cheap trade.

Your creations served me well. Walking Canal St with fireworks going off on my head was genius. Even if the police didn't approve.

This is up for sale...

Watching Border Patrol. Why do so many Chinese people try to smuggle food into Australia and New Zealand? They have suitcases full of food. Don't they realise theres supermarkets?

I wish we had such high standards within the UK border force. It might solve a lot of social problems.

She's a CaNUTe. She has been vile for years and all she does is the same shite.

"Och periods. Och menopause. Och infertility. Och what to wear during your period. Och what to wear during the menopause. Och what to wear for yer fertility treatment cos your womb is barren" Frig off luv! Eat haggis

Christ I have been absolutely vile this last week.

Oh well. Why change the habit of a lifetime? I'm only saying the things people are scared to say because they might loose a bit of popularity from people they'll never meet 😁

Diva!

And...? They loved it!

Back off! The married man with a child seat in the back of the car, sneaking off for fun is MY TRADE!

This reminds me of my partner in crime on Canal St before I retired. The little brother I always wanted but never had - Chris I miss him so much. If anyone knows him tell him to get on here and mssg me.

We spent 4 nights a week going through jan & feb storms n floods walking the cobbles.

Does that work for heterosexuals with fishy minges?

If this is the standard of "art" now then I'm going to save my nail clippings and delicately glue them to a sunflower seed and submit them for next years award.

What the fuck is that Turner Prize nomination? She's nigerian, has "learning disability" & its basically crayon drawn round & round or tape bound around & around. She can't even explain her "art".

Its worse than Emmin!

I'll get a rentboy to take a hiv test and call it SUCCESS! for next years entry

Sleep aid herbal tablets... I take 6 instead of 3 and I'll still be awake at 5am. Whatever Jackson was on is what I need. And I don't mean mculkins boy arse you pervs!

Let me know if you can score a diazepam. Just one. I need one good night's sleep 😜