Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸

hey, that's my line

Also won't be live today. Going to try very hard to be there tomorrow (Wednesday) but I need another day off. Sorry.

I've been doing grade 2 all over at home for over 10 years now. Last year I decided to grow it a little longer so finally had to relent and get a proper haircut but it took many months of consideration to do!

also not complaining that he's taken today off. you should never ever have to work whilst unwell and if he'd gotten me sick right now I'd have put a curse on his bloodline i don't need that on top of everything

yes i am the sort of mentally ill that means i put off getting my haircut for months and then have to stay up until 5am mentally prepping for it. by far not the weirdest thing about me unfortunately 🤠

whoooo spent all night mentally preparing himself for a haircut he finally booked after leaving it 4 weeks too long only for the barber to call in sick an hour beforehand? this guy 😎

i get a weird sense of joy whenever I see this screenshot because it's mine, can tell because I had to edit the word 'of' out. and because nobody else was using light mode in the year of our lord 2022.

sorry greasy x

huge endorsement here, thank you 🙏🏽

you can be in charge of the rubble formerly known as Grimsby, sure

sorry mate, been told a double dose can be bad for your health x

yesterday my keyboard decided to become completey unreliable and today my earphones have decided they should disconnect every 10 minutes. I will never financially recover from this.

hmmm, a leading ethos of the party is the deyankification of the UK. on the other hand it is a banger. hard to say

repeal of Kier Starmer? got it 👍

• Deport Jamie Oliver to America
• I get to decide what size of vehicle you're allowed to buy. Oh you think you need a range rover because there's some puddles on the school run? Enjoy your 2003 Modeo
• Consultation on replacing the English national anthem, suggestions below please

• If I find you posting antivaxx shit I really will give you the jab that makes you gay and autistic (have fun affording your model plane collection, dickhead)
• Queuing at a bar is illegal, punishable with having to drink Carling only for 12 months
• £100 fine for being a wanker about Guinness

going to start a political party. lots of good policies but here are some highlights

• make boomers go through the job application process until they land a job, or die
• mandatory service in a customer facing job
• I throw gone off eggs at you for listening to your phone max volume in public

Please send help gamers. I've accidentally come to the closest Wetherspoon to the stadium in the hour or so before a Jason Derulo gig. Incredible mix of vibes going on here.

part of a message from BattleWhisk on bluesky that reads 'And (I hope) you know I had a great time, I just fully commit to a bit. It does fit the vibe of before/after photos though' 5:47 AM . Mar 6, 2025

it's okay, I found something that made me smile when I was scrolling back last night x

At an amazing £364 of the £500 target. No pressure to donate, just wanted to say thank you for all the contributions, shares and the outpouring of love.

Not possible to replace the good that Whisk put into the world but doesn't mean we shouldn't try

(Donation link)
give.pcrf.net/BattleWhisk

No stream from me today gamers. I will try and be back at some point this week but I just don't have the heart to hit Go Live today. Be well and hopefully see you soon x

picture of one flash_persona on the floor holding his side and giving the camera the middle finger

'everyone please make sure I don't hit this vape'
'okay, if you hit that vape I'm going to hit you'
'yeah! hit me if I grab it'
*hits the vape 5 minutes later and gets punched in the ribs*
'why have you done this!'

we'll go to pizza pilgrims when you're around, they're fantastic

selfie of four lads at a pizza place, sat outside with some pizzas and drinks. closest to the camera on the left as we see it is Bumotron, behind him is flash_persona, opposite flash is me, Gedds and sat next to me is our dearly departed BattleWhisk

hanging out with Whisk was the best, even if I did get burnt to fuck trying to get a pizza in amongst rugby fans

The Miserable Selfie Project is so funny to look back on because we look so upset but whenever I was with BattleWhisk I was so, so happy. I hope he felt the same

Almost forgot about this as well - for some reason we decided to introduce him to people as “Duncan”? This lasted for a few DAYS before we broke and let slip that his name was not, in fact, Duncan.

We're posting nice stories about our mate Whisk over here. I'm sure most of you only interacted online but if you've got a fond memory, even just a single interaction you appreciated, feel free to share it in this thread:

bsky.app/profile/flas...

One of the running bits of our big road trip in 2023 was taking Miserable Pictures despite having a fantastic time. He Did Not Break Character. Because of this, I only have like 3 pictures of him smiling. The man’s commitment to the bit was admirable, but I still got a couple!

Everything is still very raw, but I want to take a minute to appreciate the good times we had with our pal. If anyone’s got a story they’d like to share feel free to drop it here 💕

I’ll start 👇

screenshot from a fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund with the title 'In Honor of Peter' and a totla of £69 raised of a £500 target

shoutout to whoever stuck £19 on top of the 50 i started it with to do this. He'd have got a laugh out of that x

give.pcrf.net/fundraiser/6...