Kevin Vincent

Happy birthday

I bow down to the wonders of pregabalin and cocodamol

Fuck you dodgy hip, you are history. At least till the drugs wear off

I cant wait for this one to be discussed in parliament

Did you put any printed nudes in thr recycling?

It can't mention your greatest tool

Only if on a leash ans barking

Return it under your consumer rights

Speedy chopper you say?

Get a temu one. Just mind it doesn't rip it off

Oh the Chinese have already done that

Off off off

Missed out on the Kays catalogue and marks and sparks underwear section

arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face

Dunno, I think a terminator would work

Oh it isn't just aliens who do that

Have they muted her, as hearing her speak wouldn't make me like her?

Don't shag and run. You'll lose everything

alten even not alien lady

It's a bit dark for most English to get, plus when your German isn't great. She got what she wanted and the town lived happily ever after. Ex boyfriend, erm not so much

Febreeze it

It's like the queen's English. None of us speak like that

My German literature was a funny book. Der Besuch der alien Dame or similar. She was a vengeful rich old lady

You mean it isn't real?

George cat piss?

I've seen. We can sort out where to store that later

They usually get burned

Come live in my wardrobe

It's just a daft stance they basically blame the customer because someone spent their points without their card

If the primary user is the only one who can lock the card, why can anybody without a card spend the points?

That lock spending bit is a load of tripe from sainsbury

Oh someone managed to spend your points without the card because their systems didn't stop it. Here, empty my bank account without my debit card

Couldn't be cunt piss

Cock fosters

Watching #startrek #tng #allgoodthings