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An island surrounded by beautiful blue water. The text reads, "island. iswater."

isdadjoke.

That's ridiculous. If you sleep in my bed with me, where is the GI Joe U.S.S. Flagg Aircraft Carrier going to sleep?

Team Soros has defeated Team Jesus

Days like these are ROUGH days

You misspelled “life” wrong

absolutely loving my Apple Vision Pro 😊

hey what’s up everybody. i’m jon

chuck the dog lying on a partially sunny spot on the kitchen floor

12:33 P.M. LOCAL TIME
KITCHEN
ACQUISITION OF PARTIAL SUNNY SPOT CONFIRMED

Tip for all new Bluesky users: there are no DMs here, if you wish to flirt- bring your A game, everyone will see and judge you on your delivery and execution. Points will be given based on originality, punctuation, and clarity. Good luck out there.

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

text: 5 Invite codes available (they are bluesky invites)

still worth more than NFTs tho

Bluesky invite codes printed on cards

for sale: invite codes, never used

this is like your mom saying “no McDonald’s, we have food at home” except back home she drowns you in the bathtub

A screenshot that says "6 invite codes available"

all of this will be lost like tears in rain

very sad. these guys traveled great distances to physically and verbally abuse vulnerable human beings seeking a better life, and now it's like it was all for nothing

Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud, with the caption "Bluesky Elder Yells at Cloud"

If you joined Bluesky during the Beta, congratulations, you are now officially a Bluesky Elder! You will be assigned a rocking chair, a single cloud to shake a fist at, and a Chesty Gandalf Action Figure and/or Orca pool floatee while supplies last. Enjoy your new, completely inconsequential status!

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .