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Krista Moy

@kristamoy.bsky.social

writer. comedian. virgo who can’t drive.

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omgggg i forgot about bluesky hellooooo

07.08.2025 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm really excited to see Oppenheimer, because, like most girls, I had one of the dolls growing up.

12.07.2023 21:52 — 👍 387    🔁 55    💬 11    📌 3

i just want to wfh*

*nap and shower mid day as i please

10.07.2023 17:59 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
black & white webcomic by smee_bucket (@smee_bucket on ig)

panel 1: lion king satire. mufasa, the powerful reigning lion ruler of the pride lands, hangs off a cliff, his foreclaws digging into the ledge. “scar help me I’m slipping,” he says

panel 2: scar, his lithe, villainous (and gay-coded) brother, leers at mufasa and says “self care is cutting toxic people out of your life”

3: mufasa’s eyes bulge in shock and anger. “WHAT”

4: exterior shot of cliff as scar pushes mufasa off the cliff. “YOU ARE SO VALID,” scar assures mufasa. “what the heck”, a falling mufasa mutters

5: cut to bottom of the canyon. mufasa lies dead on the ground. his cub son simba is at this side, tears streaming down his little face. scar stands over them and gloats. “good vibes only,” he pronounces. 

6: scar, having usurped his brother’s throne, now surveys his holdings atop pride rock. his hyena minions look up at him adoringly. “this sparks joy,” he purrs.

black & white webcomic by smee_bucket (@smee_bucket on ig) panel 1: lion king satire. mufasa, the powerful reigning lion ruler of the pride lands, hangs off a cliff, his foreclaws digging into the ledge. “scar help me I’m slipping,” he says panel 2: scar, his lithe, villainous (and gay-coded) brother, leers at mufasa and says “self care is cutting toxic people out of your life” 3: mufasa’s eyes bulge in shock and anger. “WHAT” 4: exterior shot of cliff as scar pushes mufasa off the cliff. “YOU ARE SO VALID,” scar assures mufasa. “what the heck”, a falling mufasa mutters 5: cut to bottom of the canyon. mufasa lies dead on the ground. his cub son simba is at this side, tears streaming down his little face. scar stands over them and gloats. “good vibes only,” he pronounces. 6: scar, having usurped his brother’s throne, now surveys his holdings atop pride rock. his hyena minions look up at him adoringly. “this sparks joy,” he purrs.

07.07.2023 16:44 — 👍 2518    🔁 698    💬 21    📌 21

are we still on here?

07.07.2023 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if the evil queen wanted to be more beautiful than snow white why not just turn her old

04.07.2023 16:34 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

do it !

04.07.2023 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

glad i finally made it, Jesse

03.07.2023 20:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thought i couldn’t make my bluesky account cause i’m too old so I tried changing my birthday

03.07.2023 20:31 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

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