Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖

I would be dead 2 years before anyone would realize because that’s how strong my disappearance would be

You wouldn’t see me outside of a quick and cute promo that I would hire someone else to make.

I’M ONLY HERE SO I DON’T GET FINED

Satire writers going back to the drawing board once again-

Big fan of baths. It’s so nice sinking into a warm body of water and trying really hard to return to the primordial ooze

This woman has a mission, vision, and a PLAN

bro this a straight up spider????

Look at how happy my little horse is though. Look at him run with his little… horse adjacent friends

Graphic design is my passion TM

Draw a horse. Have a brief moment of joy in the hellscape!

Women who seek revenge, small weirdo traveling companion, eldritch beings but smol

Paleontologists understand the importance of records

Age verification? I had a myspace page.

Bad Bunny: love and peace and unity

The right: HOW DARE YOU-

I think they should rename the Nobel peace prize to just be the “Obama peace prize.” Just imagine the AoE attack of that move.

❤️

Stream - no wait sorry reflex - READ wen wen now!

Can’t teach* - well this is how you know I never use AI.

This is so devastating. You can’t comedic timing, and Catherine O’Hara had such incredible and remarkable control of timing in every performance. Oh man. What a legend. Rest in peace.

things are so bad I am going back to improv classes

Philadelphia:
- 6th largest city in the US
- also freezing
- can smell your fear/blood in the air

Like this is what you’re going up against here. Even the weather doesn’t like fascism imo

Listen I’m not strategist, but planning a domestic invasion in Minnesota in January feels a tad bit like invading Russia in the winter. Like sure you can, but should you?

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

Sometimes I think about crafting a more specific or relatable online persona, and then I think about literally anything else instead.

Wishing all ICE officers a very happy Napoleon's Retreat From Russia

I hope for every horrifying news story - and I cannot underline enough how terrifying this is as someone who has walked this street and performed right fucking there - we can also see scenes like this. We are stronger together than we are apart. And immigrants are part of that together.

“but it’s only day 12” yes exactly thank you for seeing my point

we are good on 2026! gonna call this year now thanks!

I keep getting ads for AI to build me an app. The reason it used to be “impressive” to build an app was because it was time intensive and required coding, administration, and some level of understanding a market need. Having an app to have an app is like the definition of But Bro Why? And For What?