CJ

Gotta hold my hands up on that one

The Saints moneyline, I think you're taking a bit of a long shot but I get it. The Over in London... I have to ask, are you high or something?

Stat Padford strikes again!

I finally decided to get a throwback jersey and went with Zabel for the name & number. I fully believe he's gonna be an anchor on that line for years

Kids play Roblox, teens play Rainbow 6 and Fortnite

Pete got himself a new Marshawn, god help us all

Crossover event of the century

Fucking outstanding

A party is for a specific event,a hangout is just getting together to be together

People who say they're "brutally honest" always seem more interested in the brutality than the honesty, in my experience

Absolute lightbulb

Why are the Bengals so bad at managing their player contracts? They seem to forever be pissing off both rookies and vets alike, and the errors are always totally unforced.

Ooh, a chance to pass on pointless knowledge! Tiffany was a common name in the 12th century, but it looks so out of place that writers can't use it without it looking wrong.

It's referred to as "The Tiffany problem" and covers things that are historically accurate, but seem like they're not

My lucky number? It's 8647, why do you ask?

Sudekis?

My dog doing a big ol' yawn

Admittedly if i'm reading nonfiction for research or something it's easier

How on earth do people read multiple books at once? I've never been able to do it

Really thought I was in with a shot at being pope there. Ah well, always next time

Not an assumption anymore, is it?

Can we put him in a UFC fight instead? Or a trash compactor or something?

Whoever suggested this should be held in contempt of court for this display of bullshit.

If you pretend to be a dumbass, don't be surprised when people assume you're a dumbass

Genuine question - Are you posting from the 1950s?

I thought they said it was a respected nation

"iT wAs A tEsT!"

No, God didn't do shit. People worked hard and used their expertise, and this guy refused to give up.

Don't diminish the achievements of people.

They don't, generally

Kneecap have managed to raise their public profile, not to mention their bank balance, without actually doing anything to help Palestine. All they've done is shout at a gig and then meekly backtrack when pressed. Fucking losers.