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Chris Partridge

@cpartridge.bsky.social

Sketch and web comedy writer from Chicago. Donuts, bikes, etc.

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Congressional candidate @katmabu.bsky.social, who was indicted today for protesting outside the Broadview ICE facility: "We've been punched, dragged, thrown, shot with pepper balls, tear gassed, rubber bullets from snipers on roofs going into local businesses windows."

30.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5496    πŸ” 1929    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 65

If you need a whistle, please drop by our office (7016 N Clark Street) to pick up one for free.

If you see ICE, blow three short bursts.

If they are detaining someone, blow three long bursts.

21.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4306    πŸ” 1506    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 51
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HAPPENING NOW β€” Thousands gathered in Chicago’s Grant Park for the β€œNo Kings” rally before marching through the streets of downtown Chicago.

Chicago joins cities across the country in today’s action condemning the President Donald Trump administration.

πŸŽ₯: The TRiiBE

18.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 10
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More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days. The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally β€” almost certainly incomplete β€” includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...

NEW: The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did.

We found more than 170 such incidents since the start of the second Trump administration. Our tally β€” almost certainly incomplete β€” includes nearly 20 children, two of whom have cancer.

16.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3035    πŸ” 1613    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 112
Video: ICE agents clash with Forest Park cemetery workers attempting to help man in Des Plaines Rive
YouTube video by WGN News Video: ICE agents clash with Forest Park cemetery workers attempting to help man in Des Plaines Rive
09.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 24

I know they’ve decided it’s better to keep their heads down or actively bribe our despot, but there’s also a sense that right wing policies have legitimacy because they’re the β€œparty of business and free tradeβ€œ even when their actions do the opposite.

07.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Massive arbitrary tariffs? Kidnapping your employees? Trade restrictions? Itβ€˜s crickets from big business. But a 5 cent soda tax or a plastic bag tax, and then it’s all-out war.

07.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Stop new rideshare taxes
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Hi Chris,
Mayor Brandon Johnson is considering an increase to rideshare taxes and fees at a time when working families are already struggling with rising costs, despite Chicagoans already facing some of the highest rideshare taxes in the country.
Chicago riders already pay as much as $7.73 in fees before even getting into the car. New taxes would increase the cost of every trip-whether you're going to work, a medical appointment, or the grocery store.

Stop new rideshare taxes lyn Hi Chris, Mayor Brandon Johnson is considering an increase to rideshare taxes and fees at a time when working families are already struggling with rising costs, despite Chicagoans already facing some of the highest rideshare taxes in the country. Chicago riders already pay as much as $7.73 in fees before even getting into the car. New taxes would increase the cost of every trip-whether you're going to work, a medical appointment, or the grocery store.

I would guess the Trump administration terrorizing immigrants (Including many drivers and passengers) in Chicago is much more disruptive to Lyft’s bottom line, but business only bares its teeth to advocate against liberal policies.

07.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honest question: what if we actually followed a news story to its conclusion before moving onto the next shiny controversy?

14.08.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s sudden interest in DC crime is not in good faith. And yet the media establishment rushes to steelman and rationalize as if the issue wasn't just flooding the zone to move on from unflattering news cycles for Trump (ie Epstein).

14.08.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A man coughing up blood. Men zip-tied face down on a wet floor. CCTV turned off. Men forced to eat off of a chair like animals while handcuffed. Solitary confinement if you complain. This is just three paragraphs from a new report.

22.07.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2130    πŸ” 993    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 112

Half of the posts on any big city's subreddit are tourists saying "I came for a [trip/conference/wedding] and your city is amazing! nothing like what my conservative family warned me about."

22.07.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Half the couples I know own a tiny abomination dog named Meatball or Nugget that can't breathe or see so it bites at anything that comes close and goes nuts if you ring the doorbell so you have to text when you get there or the night is ruined. These Nugget/Meatballs have a rabid IG following.

22.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cops brutalized protestors and arrested a journalist to keep a children's hospital chaplain in ICE detention. Absolute moral rot.

18.07.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Law does not constrain or obligate the Trump administration and its allies. It is a cudgel to be used or dropped as is convenient. Hence even longstanding constitutional rights are weakened as "customs".

10.07.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this reflects a malleable understanding of the law that results from arbitrary executive orders and a Supreme Court that overturns longstanding precedent willy-nilly. There isn't a stable conception of "the law" in Trump's America, just what those in power can get away with.

10.07.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"You yell shart, we've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July."

04.07.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m reminded of Michele Gelfand’s research that argues threats (like hospital closures) push people towards autocrats.

04.07.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything pope about America comes from Chicago

08.05.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This one-two shows why @ifbookspod.bsky.social is so damn good.

06.05.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"They'll never go out on a date" is especially glaring because Netflix has a wildly popular show about that exact thing. 2 of them, in fact!

16.04.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is computer.

02.04.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the CEO class faces modest regulations by democrats, they sure as hell know how to organize and overwhelm opposition. But in the face of an actual threat? 🀷

27.03.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

26.03.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 36684    πŸ” 16380    πŸ’¬ 1860    πŸ“Œ 1052
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This really does feel like the opening of a dystopian movie.

21.03.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump’s attacks on higher ed could provide a chance to reimagine the university Academia runs on underpaid, overworked PhD students. It doesn’t have to.

Jason's machete attacks could provide a chance to reimagine how we schedule activities at Camp Crystal Lake

17.03.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"New Noise" - Refused

27.02.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how they’re lighting the confessionals in The Traitors this season.

12.02.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the level of engagement I was expecting. Is this what shadow banning is?

09.01.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s up with that? Two cohorts in the same crew. Pretty cool.

09.01.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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