Keith Byrne

What a wonderful phrase!

Why are you crying? It’s your birthday, and I just got you a new set. I know how much you love Tminehyhddie!

Adulthood is basically just not doing anything you want to do because you’re doing a load of stuff you have to do.

So cool!

The world can learn a lot from rural petrol stations!

The message is clear. Man? Woman? Non-binary? Trans? Cis? We trust nobody with the key!

Important UK Trans: Given the number of ppl escaping to the Republic of Ireland, our LGBTQ orgs have stepped up a gear to support people. The main LGBTQ charity is LGBT Ireland. If you call them, they can give you advice on moving to Ireland:

Alt text can be read out loud by software which sight-impaired people often use. I think your smartphone even comes with this capability built in. Words in picture format can’t always be identified by software. In short, it means even more people can report your post for being stoopid.

13 or 14 more digs like that, and I’m removing you from the mailing list!

Oh, you've seen it?

Every time I hear Broken Social Scene's "Almost Crimes", I think "this would be a great theme tune for me!" but in reality, my theme music would be some kind of grime music called "Look at this Fucking Loser!"

Thanks. It was the best one-man show I've ever recorded!

Mine was. Last night. 👍

Not seeing a lot of love for The Moomins 😔

Something I find hardest about parenting is realising how all parents ever must have felt like me. Constantly distracted by money, war, death etc.

It’s upsetting to realise that while you were ‘snug in the warm, cotton brains of infancy’ (to quote a noted drunk) you were held by these sad giants

Do we agree that the output still needs to be vetted, as we can't be sure it's accurate, or even true, and so is still not fit for purpose?

Obviously, because hundreds (thousands?) of kids have written essays online on these topics before, so the material is there for AI to lift directly from.

So the current argument is that ChatGPT offers faulty logic, and often makes mistakes and factual errors in even binary measurable is, but in school level research questions, it’s fine?

No offence, but frankly, if I was on that bus, I wouldn’t be surprised if you said you could offer me my heart’s desire, and all you want in return is for me to do a little favour…

*leans over and whispers without moving lips*
There’s a secret traffic light under the store sign.

😒That’s exactly what a robot would click…

Thanks. We’ve had our ups and downs, but over the last quarter-century, I’m sure glad we decided to team up!

the man is wearing a red shirt and looking at the camera . ALT: the man is wearing a red shirt and looking at the camera .

26th wedding anniversary. On my way to collect the Indian takeaway, while herself chills some wine and picks a film.

Yes! A full day is enough to get around. But imagine waking up at the edge of the world!

“Does she know?”
“How many pictures does it normally take, Mr. Deckard? Twelve? Fifteen? Rachel had to decide whether it was stairs or steps before you knew!”