AnnaAnkaAnia

My tolerance for bullshit shortens every second. Please pray for those within my reach.

I set my clock back two hours last year, so I'm all set

the universe is only constantly expanding to get away from earth

already ate some cashews and fucked up my no nut November

Its amazing how much more annoying I can be but chose not to be.

get in loser, we’re heading to the loser convention and you’re the keynote speaker you fucking loser

getting picked up by an autonomous taxi:

boom boom boom now let me here you say waymo

Emotionally unavailable but still funny.

Entering each room with AhhhhHa! I'm sure someone is guilty of something.

Murder, she hoped.

The best way to avoid being hit with unfair taxation without representation is by throwing the leaves of a mildly addictive yet comforting shrub into the harbour.

Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.

Well now look who brought a dislike button to a block fight

Do you talk to your eggs while you cook them or are you a cunt?

It’s always spooky season in my crypt, but I do love Noirvember 🖤

I don't have it in me to join another social media

If Bluesky dies, I die with it

Metaphorically

Probably

Sometimes I’m here.

Sometimes I’m not.

Not very profound or prophetic, but it’s true.

*pinches bridge of nose*
Stop indignantly quoting AI slop to "point out to your followers" how "real" the tech has become. You're adding to the fucking problem by amplifying the shit yourself on your much bigger account.

Meme with "God" - a man with long white hair and beard dressed in a white robe - pointing a rifle at planet Earth and saying "That's enough".

On the seventh day ...

Screenshot of Grandpa Simpson speaking, with two of his old sidekicks also visible. Below the image is the text: "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS" - In large type. "Which was the style at the time" - much smaller.

That's how it was, kids

You can follow me but I’m not sure I’m going anywhere.

Gravel road with northern lights in the distance

My drive home tonight

🤣

When people say 6-7, I'm assuming they're talking wifi versions.