sarah

THE CUTEST!!!!! hoping you're all having an amazing time 💕

and finally, here's chapter 3 — the fic is now COMPLETE at 20k!! 🎉 in which stede continues to be very brave and very piss-soaked, and izzy continues to be super horny about it. the piss. not stede. or so he says.

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#OFMDFic #Stizzy @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social

I love you all - have a little Etsy sale for a couple of days! 20% off!

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can safely say that any discord community would be thrilled to have your head butting in 💕

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS wahhhh 💕

THANK YOUUUU 💕💕

oh, I'd totally be happy to help out!!! 💕 my credentials are,,, uhhhh, competent graphics maker and kink enthusiast / pervert ????? 😅

THEY DESERVE IT !!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

THANKS!!! im midway through making big ed and stede ones but am awaiting a yarn delivery so i made a mini jim while i waited 😅

a care bear style bear, crocheted by OP, inspired by jim from our flag means death. they are dark orange with a white muzzle, ear inners and tummy patch. there is an orange with a small green leaf on the tummy patch.

presenting: this jim-inspired mini care bear i made xxx

fuck meeeeeee this is so cute 😭

He's a gentleman. He's the captain. He's a mum. He's the world's sluttiest absent father. He's towel service. He did a punch. He's a mermaid/man/person. He beat Izzy in a duel. He's a murderer. He's a clotheshorse. He's haunted. He's a puppy. He's an artsy outsider. He's a bimbo. He's giving cunt.

ive let them be so stupid !!!!! stede in particular, a moron. a horny, inappropriate for the office moron. love that for him ✨

HELL YEAH my good news is also that, turns out i can't write pwp any more, so idk how long i said it was gonna be but I'm over 3k in and like they have maybe just kissed so there will be at least 5k of this 😅

if anyone was wondering, yes rhys both meowed and woofed during today's tcf. get u a man who can do both <3

It's half three, right in the middle of the afternoon slump. Too late for a fourth coffee, coz Ed's too old to pull that shit any more. Stede looks knackered too, and he's all for calling it a day and having another go at this book layout tomorrow when Stede yawns dramatically, and rubs his eyes, and then says, “Ed, pass daddy Zheng Yi Sao’s folder, would you?” At least, that's what Ed thinks he hears, but he's not stupid. He takes a second, stops and thinks about it, and yeah, no, even in his wildest, most perverted fantasies, there’s no chance really, is there, that those words actually came out of Stede Bonnet’s mouth. In that particular order. At this particular time. To him. Pass, and daddy, and you. But mostly… the daddy of it all. Jesus. It’s all Ed can manage to not actively whimper.

a lil late in the day #WIPWednesday of a charity comm fic im working on, where ed maaaaaybe has a daddy kink awakened thanks to his boss' unfortunate choice of words 🙏

(as prompted by @ophelia5wims.bsky.social, who has been endlessly patient with me taking an embarrassingly long time to write it 😭)

apparently according to my Sources he barked and made piss noises 💔💔 WITHOUT ME !!!!!!

i just think i deserve to hear rhys barking irl. for like, science. and justice. and all things good with the world. services to perverts everywhere, or something.

why does rhys keep barking when im not there to hear it. the great philosophical question of our time.

shout-out to people who quote bits of fwtgs in comments because i get to read the lines out of context and be like "literally what insane fucking pervert wrote this. what possessed me. am i okay." to which the answer is, no probably not xxx

this is one of my favorite little ditties of all time, i loved every word and you will too

oh hell yeah, what esteemed company to be in 💕 thanks so much!! (i too fucking LOVE old bae season) (avery is a wizard with those big, real, rooted in LIFE shrimp emotion moments and OBS is so vividly packed with them)

HELLOOOO i love you thank u im so glad u liked it and also that i didn't fuck up the ending xxx 🥰

stedekisser did you just DM me so now i have two unread messages 😭😭

by which i mean "woah what no i can't imagine you ever sending me a message that is stupid and petty??? petty ???? us ???????? 😮😮😮"

I CANT WAIT this is the motivation i need to finally sort it

i am. so sorry to whoever sent me a DM like a week ago that i haven't been able to open due to not sorting a vpn yet ☠️ im assuming it was cait sending me a funny post but if it wasn't and you're like "why is sarah ignoring me" pls message me on discord LMAO

Warmth. Being warm. Good food. Intercourse... Orgasms. Gotta finish with the good shit.

HELL YEAH god you look so great, i hope you had a fun day despite the pathetic TERF group 🙃

thanks gem 🥹🥹