Zaphod Beeblebrox

okay we’re here we did it genuinely i do not know how, i am going to lay down now also ONCE AGAIN THE BEDTIME RUINER STRIKS AGAIN archiveofourown.org/works/79640956

Lrt i am a “stede is caked up despite whatever rhys has got going on (its nothing)” truther but flat ass stede is allowed if its funny

digital doodle of stede and ed right between the rows of seats, stede bending over with his belt unbuckled and ed fishing around the back of stede's pants. in the foreground there is an unfortunate onlooker at whom stede is snapping "DO YOU MIND?? a little privacy, please?"

artist's rendition of the event

Shes soooo funny and lovely, adore her

Also i had a mutual on broadway twitter who was a massive coldplay fan. Like full on stan. And was on coldplay twitter. It was kinda crazy but then again ive been on comedian twitter so

Theyre one of the only bands that has performed in india multiple times which means they sell out hugeeee shows there

Its super famous in south asia!!! A classic and yes they really were jumping around on top of a moving train

Post a banger not in english:

youtu.be/Ygz8y0ualg8?... everyone get chaiyya chaiyya pilled immediately. We all need to be chaiyya chaiyya maxxing

Lmaooooo but at least the original trilogy doesnt mention blackbeard at all, he only shows up in the shitty 4th one which doesnt count xD

but the Crown took over control completely and abolished the eic after the first Indian Independence struggle in 1857 bc they thought the Company was bungling things and that it would serve england better to just have everything come under the direct control of the Crown instead

also there was a difference between the british eic and the british Crown, the eic started to pick up more power in the late 1700s (potc actually touches upon this aspect in the 2nd and third movies with Lord Beckett - he even goes AGAINST the Crown for the Company's interests)

p sure penzance and treasure island and the pirates of the caribbean movies all take place in the 1800s, and they were tried in england bc they themselves WERE british, but the big colonial powers at the time were the spanish and the dutch! and the dutch eic!

in 1717, india was still under mughal rule along with other independent kingdoms, the british eic existed but was v small and still only trading. they would take more power in the later 1700s and india officially became a colony of the Crown in 1857. history really does matter, actually!!

britain had its colonies in the americas at this time, but nowhere else!! australia was declared a colony by james cook in 1770 and officially in 1788. the treaty of waitangi between maori tribes and britain was signed in 1840.

not to mention the french, which ofmd certainly doesnt. and zheng yi sao lived over a hundred years AFTER blackbeard, fighting the brits during the opium wars. having her be a contemporary of blackbeard subjects china to an extra 100+ years of subjugation to britain

ofmd's loosey-goosey approach to history does drive me insane bc its fine to make ed maori and to have olu wear crocs but its not fine to make britain the reigning colonial power in the early 1700s when it was the spanish and the dutch

You gotta picture Jim wearing this shirt (it's their fav it gets them in so many fights) and then also following through with it when Ed tries to fight them on something

Jim rocks Ed's mom's world etc etc they both have a great time

(Yes, Jim calls Ed sport after. Yes, Ed dies a little inside)

jim/eds mom officially my rarest ship. ed should have thought twice before talking shit. jim will fuck your mom.

Rip abs oatmilktruther they died doing what they loved psychosexually torturing edward teach

Seeing the other comedy people in melb use AI for their posters and promo…….

Yes as u should

My point was about how theres other words and phrases that do not trivialise the seriousness of these topics

Honestly??? Required viewing for any arranged marriage fic in any fandom

Everyone who wants to write an edstede arranged marriage/political alliance marriage au needs to watch Jodhaa Akbar (2008) first this is mandatory

I really hate this rhetoric bc not only do most platforms not do this but there have always been ways to talk about rape and death without cheapening them by saying shit like “grape”. You can still say violated, trafficked, and other grown up words

stede trying to eat ed's beard

Ohhh yes exactly I think he would also know Persian and Turkish. And probably not canonically relevant but Tamil just for me

But probably cant read and write in all of them bc those people couldnt so hes just never really seen the script.

Well yes bc he just already knows maōri and english and then definitely spanish and you KNOW hes picked up at least some basic understanding of like a dozen other languages just from people he’s met on ships

A drawing of Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet from OFMD in an embrace at a doorway. Ed is wearing a flashy jacket with purple trim. On the back is a symbol with a bat, skull, snake and stars. He has one hand clutching at the waist of Stede with his other bracing on the door frame. Their faces pressed together, eyes closed. Stede's open mouthed as if getting ready for a kiss. He's wearing a collared green shirt and a gold chain peaks out amongst his golden chest hair. One hand is hidden behind his back, the other is who knows where because these two are totally into each other. On the wall behind them is a painting of a lighthouse.

I don't know where I'm going with this, but I made a thing. #OFMD #OFMDfanart