Elizabeth Foscue

Perfection.

Guess what! My snarktastic coming-of-rage novel will be unleashed on the world next fall. I am light years beyond thrilled to be working with Courtney and the HarperCollins team, and my agent @gracemilusich.bsky.social is an absolute legend!! I can’t wait for everyone to meet Jojo and Fritz!

All the blue and yellow stores in one place.

I showed this to my tween who has been wanting one and now she wants one DESPERATELY

I mean it very sincerely when I say I aspire to this level of crankiness.

SAM ELLIOT VOICE: And they never would.

NO KINGS! (Except for this kid, who is inarguably 👑)

Someone had a lot of fun designing this graphic

That's gorgeous

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

New indie press Conduit Books launches with 'initial focus on male authors' Novelist and critic Jude Cook has launched Conduit Books, a new independent press that will publish literary fiction and memoir, “focussing initially on male authors”.

Oh, look, number 505 wrote itself www.thebookseller.com/news/new-ind...

He can join those guys who are going to publish 8000 AI books in the nobody-wants-this club

NoNoNoMo

Well, if he’s wearing a robe, he’s not naked, is he?

Today's Headlines

Congratulations, Grace and Grace!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

In a feat of impeccable timing, the wonderful editors at the Lewis & Clark Law Review have finished their work on my article, "Is Originalism Bullshit?" The final version is now online at SSRN: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

Update:

This is a wild time to be writing contemporary fiction. It's like: should I write in this thing about the U.S. Coast Guard or will that not exist in 8 months?
#writing #endtimes

The Surgeon's Lady is 🏆

relatable

One thing FEMA does is work with NASA to monitor and prepare for space threats like asteroids.

In the changes to emergency management that Trump and Republicans are discussing who would do this? Are we sending each governor outside with their own telescope?

Some truly wild ideas being thrown around on this platform

👇

Just sent $25 and told them to name an orange one DT. Who wants to do Elon?

I recommend following @samlmontano.bsky.social for updates

Before the election, I warned a Trumper who lives in a very burny part of Montecito that Trump's lies about Asheville meant bad things for FEMA, and he swore Trump would never get rid of it because Mar-a-lago🫠

Nemo fish in bag spinner would be SLAMMED. Virtual queue only.

The state governors group chat right now:

Louisiana - 😳
Georgia - 😬
Texas - 🙋
Texas - WTF???
California - 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀✌️