Matt Shelton

lol and lmao

Just how the Jaguars drew that play up

Just not going to bother calling the WR getting blown into oblivion I guess lol

I agree with you. And also; did not age well

I guess it also depends on whether it’s where the defender is standing or where the offensive player is standing, and I don’t know which one it goes by. To be fair it looked worse live

How are we sure they’re the best team in football? They’re not blowing people away and looking great, and they’ve beaten the Ravens (who appear to suck and were down huge), the Jets (who most definitely suck), the Dolphins (blew a double digit lead to the Panthers AND suck) and the Saints (big suck)

Intentionally boring ass team

You think Josh Oliver is good enough to have his jersey retired while he’s still playing? I dunno man, I’m on the fence

Would’ve been crazy if Penn State was undefeated going into this game

You could’ve written the “Noooo” part off as her saying, this part of the show is over, you’re doing something else, but the “I hope not” really slammed it home lol

At least the Bloodhound Gang’s lyrics were clever and/or catchy, or hell, just straight forward goof-raunchy. WTF is this crap lol

By pro-business they always meant the owners of the businesses, not the workers lol

About to pull an Eli Manning to make sure I get to the Coast Guard

No

Came here to ask if Goodell has many fans in a house that he doesn’t own. Even then it could be a stretch.

Nailed it

A. He scored 9+ in my league

B. If you thought the guy who sucks would suddenly not suck you’re the one who sucks

Would this be the most shocking 40/40 season in history? Dude averaged 8 steals per season over 7 years before now

When does Making America Great Again actually happen?

*political rally

Why?!? More money baby!

Exactly how I remember the Spice Girls

After what they did in the last two months last year to make it in, sadly enough, this might be the karma for that

It would’ve been less disrespectful to walk right up to Kruk and slap him in the face

Sucks ass either way

There is one solution; infinite height goal posts

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

Because a lot of NFL GMs are just as bad at finding talent as the rest of us? It’s hard.

See: NY Giants Offseason Hard Knocks

It seems that Marv needs absolute structure in the offense. He needs to be here at this time and run this route this many yards to this exact spot, and Kyler thrives on improvisation. They are the worst pair imaginable at this moment. I don’t know how to fix it other than trading one or the other

Bring back barefooted kickers! It rocked as a kid in the 80s to see a few guys doing it. They were mostly warm weather or dome guys, but it was hilarious when they had to kick on a frozen field every once in awhile