Snark Bight

Just wait until she gets Extremely Concerned™️

I just walked past a woman my age explaining to an astounded teenager the concept of long distance calls once upon a time costing more to make than a local call, excuse me while I turn to dust from being so old.

NBC News headline reading “White House tightens Trump process amid concerns about outsiders trying to profit”

Because profiting from pardons is exclusively for administration insiders, obviously.

The spelling.

I also offered them a spine. If only someone had spare hearts, we could really fix those poor guys!

Go Cats!

I was there! We’re a bunch of hooligans, for sure.

No Kings Portland Maine!

Boomers gonna boom

Love this series! So glad you keep adding to it.

Jared Golden is such an embarrassment to Maine

Really think that the most under appreciated modern marketing feat was the rebranding of old school sweatpants into “joggers.”

I really thought this headline was referring to some video originally posted by “Weird Al” Yankovich, and briefly wondered if I’d missed some cool new parody song.

Two plastic skeletons at Home Depot in a loving carry

When their empty eye sockets met over the 4 foot high display of imported smart bidets, they both knew their lives would never be the same…

Such sweet pillow talk

Maine is *very* excited about his candidacy.

For the part of macho men, they sure spend a lot of time talking about how scared they are of things.

Before and after of my daughter’s mermaid hair transformation. I am jealous. I’m thinking purple for myself…

Can confirm, you do want to move to Maine.

Welcome! Weather should be lovely while you are here 😊

Sure everything is terrible, but I saw the first hummingbird of the season today.

But I thought we were supposed to avoid eating over processed, artificial things?

Clearly the owls placed the mushroom there to entrap local mycologists. Don’t be fooled, cops!

How one Maine high school became the center of Trump's war on trans student athletes After a showdown with Maine’s governor, the Trump administration is moving to pull federal education funding from the state.

Proud of my state and my children’s high school for standing firm. I’m friends with a couple people quoted in this article and agree with them 100%.

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Heart shaped small potato

When you ❤️ potatoes, and they ❤️ you right back.

I gaze in respectful glee.

Those are awesome!

On behalf of the great state of Maine, kindly eat a dick.

In these bad times, a little joy.

Me, later today.