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Easter Sunday is 4/20? This truly might be the resurrection (at least for some people).

Way to out me as a bad speller every chat tool that shows the edits I’ve made.

Genuinely couldn’t breathe in the final couple of minutes of Shrinking.

You know what job is overpaid and could be made cheaper through the use of AI?

CEO

I’m McKellen frustrated while filming a scene of the hobbit.

Anytime someone posts an AI photo/video that’s hyper realistic I’m reminded of this photo of Ian McKellen.

If you like social media you’ll love Templates! We’ve got all the classics, such as:

The sexual tension between BLANK…
The GEN (X/Y/Z) urge to…
Unpopular opinion: INSERT VERY POPULAR OPINION
and more!

Templates, just be you*!

*by ‘you’ we mean an algorithmic version designed by our programming

There’s only one mode today:

a la

“What child is this?” Said one not-so-wise man.

You want me to believe that AI can write an entire novel in thirty seconds but it can’t do this?

Obviously no place is perfect, but have you been other places? 🤮

Sometimes winning is just gninniw backward.

The only celebrity fight I want to watch is one where two billionaires fight and no matter who wins they both pay their taxes.

My depression is economical; I’m also suffering from a prolonged period of financial strain.

Every spy movie with a female lead always has some dude say: “you’re too attractive, they’ll never think you could also be clever!”

Gonna start my pop music career as Pre Malone, and by album two I’ll change it simply to Malone

Tonsillitis is a funny way to say “hit by a bus while walking backward”

My word of the year is floccinaucinihilipilification. As in, “why the hell would anyone use the word ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’”

“Humans have never really regressed technologically, have they?”

A cybertruck drives by.

“Oh…”

I’ve just entered the just-wrote-a-parody-holiday-song season and am now dreading that there’s more than a month to go.

There’s gotta be some bookish edgelord out there who’s read 69 books all 420 pages long.

Millennials/Gen Z get a bad rap for changing careers, but look at this longevity.

What did the Italian astronomer say to the conservative MP?

Observa, Tory.

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Pexels.com or Unsplash would be my first guess. But you can Google image search for “Creative Commons” usage rights using the more tools feature.

I’ve replaced my doomscrolling with skydiving.

“Keep your head up!” The soccer mom shouted at her toddler who has barely adjusted to the weight of their head.

Are posts here called clouds?

If you think the world is kind of shit, the book ‘Hope for Cynics’ by Jamil Zaki might help.

There isn’t much that I love more than seeing labor unions being successful.