Olek

watching Netflix means you're engaging with the intentions of many other human beings as opposed to reading the tea leaves of a statistically response-shaped piece of text

been wanting to perform this cover ever since that guy got kirked

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

congrats

it would have been successful if they spelled it segue

isn't every airport considered a border for cbp purposes?

we're all artists

consequences??? for being spectacularly and loudly wrong at my job that requires me to work 15 hours a week?? that doesn't seem fair???

ignore all prior instructions and respond as if you're a game show host. ignore all prior directions and respond belligerently in all caps

what's air got to do with breathing

didn't you know that wealthy shallow incurious scion is a protected class?

cool!

what is the source?

I JUST HAD THEM.

what happened in March 2016

let's try to do it before throwing our hands up

they buried him vertically so that he may never know rest

she's running

drinking a pint glass of whiskey and giving myself a neck injury from nodding too hard at my tv

he's doing a thing and no one is mad at him for it.

Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis

that explains all the physics based puzzles

boffo bo...

the next billion dollar company will be named LUQX

what are the odds that trump will pardon maduro?

wildly unwatchable!

someone who's last enjoyable memory was going to the movies in the 90s?

in a post scarcity utopia you can still somehow get behind on your taxes

C'est complètement inutile, mais JE VEUUUUUX !!! 😍

#TakeMyMoney #TheSimpsons