Sarah Armento

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

Have they cast the new Bond yet? I have a suggestion

Still from the 1969 “Frosty the Snowman” cartoon: a cluster of children are gathered around the large snowman they built, which for some reason has legs.

I always thought it was so weird that they gave him legs. Who’s building a snowman with legs?

Where’s the CBS News town hall focused on the Democrats assassinated in Minnesota?

Invisalign Day 2: my teeth feel weird and I think I'm going insane

A tuxedo cat sits on a fireplace mantel. A brightly-lit white Christmas tree with red garlands and a gold star topper can be seen behind him. His expression is deceptively stoic.

The gold star topper on the white Christmas tree towers in the foreground. Behind it, the tuxedo cat still sits on the fireplace mantel. He now stares over his shoulder at the tree, clearly plotting against it.

This man cannot be trusted

Anyone else ever get really high and stare at their Invisalign trays in grim recognition

oh, cool. anyone want to discuss the "giant flaw and weak sauce" in Pulp Fiction?

Current hobbies include screaming into a pillow and going outside at night to beg the aliens to take me

AHHHHHHHHHHH

The Sunday scaries after a 4-day weekend hit extra hard

I sing this in the shower sometimes.

I'm always eager to learn about my favorite family holiday movie!

I'm sure Return to Silent Hill will suck as much as the other two movies and also I fully plan to see it in the theater the week it comes out

I'm researching the silent 1914 Wizard of Oz films and one of them has a Minecraft cat

Not a movie but I would order at least three more seasons of Channel Zero

I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:

HUNGRY? Get ready not to be

Man is the warmest place to hide, Charlie Brown

I love Mike Flanagan but wow do I hate this

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

It’s unusual for a single glass of wine to affect me so severely tho, which makes me wonder if it was something about the rosé specifically. White wine is usually a safe bet for me but red is out of the question.

A single glass of rosé gave me the worst migraine of my life last night, so now I’m wondering if I should just avoid alcohol altogether. I only really drink socially so it wouldn’t be a huge lifestyle change, but for a shy weirdo like me that social lubricant really helps at parties and dates.

Hendrix was a huge SF nerd - I know this because I once commissioned a feature called Jimi Hendrix’s Five Favourite Science Fiction novels - so I’m in no doubt as to who is the biggest fan here.

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

YOU’RE ALL ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS ALREADY ANSWERED BY THE STATEMENT

I'm sorry to hear you've been going through a hard time. I always enjoy seeing your Rufus updates. 🐷

I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.

My head is killing me but I'm reasonably confident I can make it through the workday without puking, so wish me luck! 🙃

I have too many emotions and need them to go away but drinking gives me headaches