MrRTFM

Jeffrey Bezos is firing all these reporters because Melania was a huge commercial failure. Jesus says billionaires should not exist.

Why are teachers aiding this? Probably because they’ve read 1984.

2, (4,5), A

Last time i was there i got Covid and I’m not feeling nostalgic about that, so nope!

Hi we don’t want this thx

For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.

Tbf one of my bigger gripes with streaming is that there are too many services with exclusive content and I just don’t want to have 5 services just to find out that the content I’m looking for is on a 6th.
That said, I just know that they’ll try and kill the competition then raise prices…

A picture of an aubergine (eggplant) shaped and colored plate.

Enjoy this unsolicited 🍆pic!

Timeline cleanse

Global wine output subdued by climate shocks, OIV says Global wine production rose slightly in 2025, but output remained below average for a third consecutive year as vineyards faced extreme and volatile weather, the International Organization of Vine and Wine said.

Thanks to climate change, France’s wine industry records its smallest harvest since 1957.

A bottle of Krug Champagne sitting on top of a snow covered table

Properly celebrating first snow in Malmö.
I just wish we didn’t have to go back to work next week.

Lukewarm take:

I don't care for full-cast audiobooks. Ironically, it breaks the immersion, and sense of having your inner monologue occupied.

A video pinball machine with a blue screen of death

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure

Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries

Now off to grab some coffee

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

You would think, that’s the bare minimum, but given that it’s twitter…

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

“Millennials killled the guest room”

“Millennials killed the three car garage”

“Millennials killed the butler industry”

“Millennials killed little yachts that fit inside big yachts so you can go ashore when the helicopter is on the fritz”

Fuck these losers

A small brown bunny sits on a car's center console, surrounded by sleek black and red car interior.

Actually WWII was a hallucination that just got way out of control.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-7

Actually WWII was a hallucination that just got way out of control.

Yesterday’s afternoon walk was extra nice

And Champagne and/or wine, but maybe that’s just me!

A Windows 3.1 dialog titled "Application Compatibility Warning", with a warning icon, and two buttons: OK and Cancel. It reads: The application you are about to run, PBRUSH.EXE, was designed for a previous version of Windows. Obtain an updated version of the application that is compatible with Windows version 3.0 and later. If you choose the OK button and start the application, compatibility problems could cause the application or Windows to close unexpectedly.

it's slightly surreal to try and run a program only for Windows 3.1 to go "Watch out, this is some legacy software, and might not work well on modern 1992-era operating systems!"

The forbidden question of the trolley problem.

Every time I use this mug it feels more appropriate 😶